After many somber apologies from Odin and a promise to pay for the full damage done to my estate. I had even explained where I put loki and he sadly agreed it would do him good. of course I lied and said I had just put him in prison but he wouldn't know about this til later.
"Well as long as you help pay for the damages this is fine we don't have to talk about it anymore old man." I say patting him on the back. unbeknownst to him somewhere far away the church and azazel suddenly felt pity for some unknown sucker.
he just smiled and agreed before heading off and leaving Rossweisse with me.
"Well I guess this will be your first job as my new secretary usually I have to make all the damage report papers myself." I smile at the silver hair lady who blushes.
"Don't worry I'm sure this will let you vent off some of the steam you have towards your former boss. come follow me." I wave her forward as she looks at me in confusion.
I pick up a broken glass cup off the ground after digging out an official pen and paper with a clip board.
"Now tell me what this is." I ask holding the cup up to her.
"It's a glass cup?" she asks me while looking at it.
"Tsk Tsk my dear. This is a one of a kind diamond chalice of the finest masterpiece work." I say chucking it back on the floor.
"But it's really just glass?" She says again in confusion.
I get close and whisper in her ear. "But can he prove that? And think of all the beer you can buy with the reperations of a diamond, one of a kind chalice." the words of a demon spill out poisoning her mind.
Her eyes widen in shock and realisation before nodding and scribbling down excitedly.
"Now tell me what about these?" I pick up a bent spoon off the table.
"Some of the finest silverware hand crafted by England's British Royal family smiths." She says confidently.
I pat her head. "Good girl I see you catch on quick. I'll have to give you a raise." Noone would know that I made millions of dollars on silverware I picked up from walmart on clearance.
The silver haired secretary happily smiled before heading off to register our tragic losses.
"Dunno why people have to break all the good stuff. They must just be jealous of all my nice things." I sigh out sadly.
Well I guess it's time to pay a visit to some people and solve a few problems before they get out of hand.
I spread out my divine senses locking onto many different people and areas. A broken dhampir girl, A god of the undeworld, a middle aged devil with silver hair, a space filled with seals and barriers surrounding a massive power signature that seems to be multiplying, the void and a giant red dragon.
"Well let's start with the easiest first." I warp into a lab where there's a girl strapped to a table with hollow broken eyes.
Valerie Tepes holder of the sephiroth grail. one of the thirteen longinus also known as the holy grail from the last supper Christ used.
The Sephiroth Grail has the ability to make contact with the principle of life, where the possessor is being forcefully told about how the life and soul is made. The possessor also takes in the mind and the concept of the dead, the living, and various other things as they use the Holy Grail which would result in the possessor being broken by the abundance of thoughts that enters their heart and soul when overusing the Sephiroth Grail.
It also has the ability to bring people back to life as many times as needed provided the soul is still intact.
"Quite a dangerous object you've gotten there girly." I wave my hand over her pulling out a golden chalice gleaming with holy power.
However taking the chalice doesn't fix all the mental damage the poor girl has suffered and she's pretty much an empty shell at this point and judging by the lab equipment I'd wager a guess her family isn't doing her any favors.
I pop her into the kingdom infirmary to be checked over and administered some new medicines that should stabilize her mind.
I glance at the golden cup in my hand before opening up my gate and setting it beside hufflepuffs goblet.
One problem out of the way.
Onto the next one. I warp off the a giant pure white space. in front of me is a dome of moving seals some hundreds of meters high.
"Well judging by how much power your putting off I would have had a pretty harsh fight against you and probably lost. Your on par with Ophis and great red aren't ya?" I talk to the sealed trihexa a being of mindless annihilation said to have actually killed the original god while he was being sealed.
"Lucky for me your sealed in this nifty dome." I rap my knuckles on the glowing barrier. "System can I pull the entire domed area into the kingdom?"
[Affirmitive just place your hands on the seals.]
I follow the instructions as usual and sucker it right into the kingdom I did however get quite a bit of resistance.
"System start the absorbtion process."
[Confirmed absorbing.]
There's a heavy mass of pure destructive energy and holy power that instantly overwhelms my body. I had realised at this point I had forgotten one small thing. sure I had absorbed ophis power but I only absorbed one tiny little snake. This however wasn't a little snake. This was a 400 meter tall monster of annihilation with the same power scale as the real ophis combined with the holy power of God in the form of seals to keep it in place.
My body instantly explodes.
My mind clicks over to the vampire body as I facepalm.
"Ah shit." I mutter out having just killed off my main body. "System is there a way to strengthen the main bodies and souls using the power and rebuild the main body, also let's not try to absorb it all at once shall we? Maybe go with a slow trickle?"