"Alright just say it what do you want?" Azazel said sitting across from me with a frown.
"All the world's bacon." I said firmly.
"Impossible."
"Half.." I counter.
"Also impossible what would you even do with that much bacon?" he asked me curiously.
"Whatever just give me some nice materials that are rare. Your probably getting off easier than the church as they are paying for a solid gold wall their people broke." I tell him.
"Yeah that does seem cheaper." he said looking at the broken spray painted wall with the spray cans still in view.
Picking up his tea as negotiations are done he asks. "So what happened to kokabiel?"
"Something like soul evisceration except much gentler. There is however no going to hell or anything for him." I smile kindly making Azazel shiver.
"I did get a sweet sword out of it tho its missing some parts if you get any news on Excalibur fragments I'll take them." I tell him.
"Sure. So are you going to participate in the upcoming peace talks?"
"I'll see if I can squeeze it in as I do have important business planned that day." I say checking over my schedule.
"What could be more important than the biggest event in the history of our groups?"
I lean in closer and with a hushed voice I tell him. "I have a nap scheduled for that day and just don't want to deal with politics."
He nods agreeing with my point of view. "Rejected, your one of the Dragon emperors and a high class devil that rules over one of the areas also sirzechs told me he would cut off your allowance if you didn't show up."
"ugh fine fine I'll help prepare I'll see if Sonia has anything planned and probably upgrade the security." I tell him
"You think someone would be dumb enough to attack a meeting filled with some of the most powerful people on the planet?" he asked me seriously.
I just look at him like he was dumb.
"Yeah your probably right there's always those dumbasses who always try to pull something stupid." he nods again.
"Well I'll leave you too it I'm sure you've got a lot to get ready for." he says ignoring the bitter look I'm giving him. "I'll have your stuff shipped off to the house." he drains his tea and then poofs off.
"I'll charge him for the rental fees of the school I'm pretty sure staying in a solid gold school for a meeting would cost a fortune. Gir the spraypaint!"
Sadly my plans where cut off by Sonia and Rias as it wouldn't be healthy to fill the school with spray paint fumes and it would look too gaudy.
since they messed up my plans I'll have to mess with them a bit.
"Hey Sonia I see you've been working hard lately how about we relax a bit and play a game of chess?" I pull out a nice gold and silver set of chess pieces. Necessities.
"Sure I don't mind." usually she just plays against Rias as they are friends for the most part.
Now I'm used to playing board games against the naras from the Naruto world. So I absolutely shit on her dreams of winning. I just pretend that nothing happened and smile while drinking tea. As for Sonia she has a personal pledge that she will only marry someone who has beaten her in chess and is smarter than her.
"Want to play again? You were so close to winning maybe we could set up some bets?" I ask her.
"Yes what are the stakes?" she asks with a serious look while her peerage is just staring at me gobsmacked.
"Loser grants one request from the winner?"
"Deal!" She shouts resetting the board.
I defeat her over and over. 2 times 5 times 13 times.
"For my first request I want you to dress up as a magical girl." I smile sinisterly as she looks at me in horror.
"Anything but that please." She begs.
"Muahahaha!" my evil laugh slipped out.
Sadly she couldn't escape from her fate and our villia...hero got many pictures of her in a magical girl outfit doing various poses.
"Feel free to challenge me again at anytime." I laugh walking away with my new photo album.
After my fun times with Sonia I had set up some more defenses around the school I was fully prepared for the guests that would be visiting.
I had some plans for a few of our guests if I remember correctly it was mostly vali and katarea leviathan who invaded with a bunch of cannon fodder people.
I could always use a hot big tittied devil for reeducation in the kingdom. It's so much better than death. As for vali well there's hidden fines and I could snag myself a nice divine dividing gear for fees.