I figured it was about time to head over and give the girls some help after all facing a powerful foe like kokabiel they pretty much have no chance.
As I guessed the girls were both beaten and bloody and had their swords stolen by kokabiel.
Standing in front of them was a dark haired pointy eared fallen angel who looked like the typical villain. Next to him was a fat looking priest whose name I think is valper.
They both look over at me. "A member of the gremory clan has walked right into my hands? This makes the plans for war so much easier. Now I don't have to search for you." laughed the evil looking fallen angel.
"Oh and what do you plan to do to me mr.bad guy?" I asked him shaking in fear (Fake).
"Hahha well I'm going to kill you and the heirs of the other clans in this area and finally I can have the destruction I've been waiting for. war is so much fun don't you think." he shouted swinging around what I believed to be the combined Excalibur sword even if it's missing a few pieces.
"Ah you see that might be a problem. You see this afternoon is a special episode of cake wars and if I have to spend a long time fighting against you we might miss it along with snack time. My little princess here might not let that happen." I said putting my hand on Ophis's head next to me whose eyes started to take on a hard edge.
"No snacks or cake wars?" she asked looking up at me with a pitiful expression before looking over at the fallen angel and the pastor.
"And why should I care about what a little gi..." his eyes went wide after taking a good proper look. Sweat started to bead on his forhead. I threw more oil on the fire.
"Shame today I was planning on making a triple layer strawberry cake with whipped cream topping to celebrate. I guess we will have to settle for broccoli at dinner." I sighed sadly feeling an immense pressure start to get released from Ophis towards the two evildoers.
"Wait wait wait we can talk..." shouted the scared fallen while the pastor looked at him confused.
"If you leave them only partially dead Ophis I'll still make the cake and you can have what's left of the whipped cream." I whispered into her twitching ear.
Sure enough about 20 seconds later after many screams Ophis came walking back without a scratch. "Extra strawberries?" She said holding up the odd Excalibur sword to me asking for trade.
"Deal I'll even double the whipped cream." I told the now excited girl who happily grabbed my hand and tried to drag me back home.
"Ah patience we have to deal with these problems first." I said pointing at the fallen enemies and the girls.
I chucked the two evil ones into the kingdom I was gunna have my ninja body tear out the souls as they had some pretty useful knowledge.
"Gir medic mode engaged take the girls to the house!" I called to the little green dog who froze then looked at me giving me a salute.
A second later a little red and blue light popped out of the top of his head and his arms turned into a kind of stretcher. he put the girls on it then started to run home shouting out. "WEE WOO WEE WOO!" With his light flashing.
Me and Ophis start making our way home stopping at the store and buying more cake stuff and 10 more containers of whipped cream she had *Sneakily* put into the cart.
Arriving back we head inside and see the girls in a crumpled pile on the floor completely covered up in SpongeBob bandages.
"Excellent work Gir." I pat the little dog double checking the girls for any serious wounds then putting them in the guest room
The rest of the day was spent baking and watching the cake wars episodes. Nobody messes with Ophis and her snacks.
A few hours later the wounded girls are up and moving around. They came into the living room and were about to start asking questions when I shushed them.
They sat in confusion eating cake and watching until the marathon was over.
"So what happened to kokabiel and the excalibur?" irina asked.
"Ah he's dead and as for excalibur." I pointed towards the door and there on the umbrella stand was the sword.
"I found it so finders keepers." I said.
"But it belongs to the church!?!" She said.
"The same church that let experiments happen to children and have done just about as much evil as the rest of the world? Your god isn't even alive anymore he died during one of the wars sealing away an apocalyptic beast you guys just follow along not even asking questions." I replied ignoring their shocked looks and denial.
"You will probably have and chance to ask the higher ups of the angel faction soon enough seeing as they aren't allowed to lie. I'm sure azazel will try to go for peace talks. Having his people invade my space twice is going to cost him." I said plotting out what I should get.
The girls just talked in hushed whispers. I shrugged and went back go watching tv.