"Let me get this straight you stole the 7 tails from the hidden waterfall village freeing it from their jinchuriki and kidnapping her at the same time. not to mention you released it after taking 95% of it for your personal summon am I getting this right?" tsunade asks me.
"Ah I forgot to mention I stole most of the 1 tails as well for a nice summon." She instantly pulls out her booze and starts drinking "Fuck it i don't even care. just don't get caught."
"Nice well I'm off to steal the three tails of the mist so have a nice day!" I say hopping out the window leaving her in stunned silence to contemplate what I just said.
I pop into the village hidden in the mist and I'm surrounded by mist anbu. "Yo I'm here to speak to your leader." I pop about a thousand clones into existence. "You can reject and I'll just slaughter you all or you can take me to your leader." Soon a few pop away and what appears to be a little kid with pink eyes shows up in front of me. he's yagura the current leader of the mist only 14 years old and being controlled by Obito Uchiha with sharingan.
I quickly overpower the genjutsu snapping him out of it. "I see your finally over being mind fucked by the Uchiha also I'm going to be taking the 3 tails for a bit." I suck him insides my kamui seal room before he can say anything and extract 95%.
"now you have a choice I can free the turtle to the wild or you can keep it inside you and be hunted down by a group of 10 or so S rank ninjas known as the akatsuki. What's your choice?" he looks at me before finally speaking up. "let it loose I doubt I could escape if they already had the ability to mind control me." poor kid had pretty much slaughtered most of his bloodline clans under the effects of obito. "honestly you should go and see Mei Terumi leader of the rebels and have her take over as your reputation is pretty shit now."
He agrees and I quickly teleport us over to the rebel command tent shocking all the people inside. "hey miss rebel leader I've fixed some of your problems." most of the command tent quickly aims weapons at me.
"And tell me what exactly did you fix?" The beautiful young lady asked me.
"Well you see this little guy here was being controlled by the akatsuki to kill off everyone and cause problems for you guys under a genjutsu. I've freed him and got him to agree to make you the new mizukage. So what do you say?" I cross my hands waiting for her response.
"Really that all happened?" she asks yagura who confirms the story.
"How can the mist ever repay you for what you've done?" She excitedly asks me as I've just effectively ended the entire bloodline wars. "I take marriage offers!" I jokingly say.
"Accepted I will gladly marry you and you can't escape now fufufu." she replied instantly and latched onto my arm, marriage had always been a sore spot for her as she was closing in on 30 years old and was still single.
Went for a turtle got me a wife. gotta feed the harem boys. "Fantastic you can even teach me some lava style and vapor style." I had almost all bloodlines I just didn't practice them cause I knew getting a teacher would be faster.
"You have lava and vapor style?!?!?" she asked excitedly "Were a perfect match together."
Ao in the back spouted off "perfect time your almost thirty the peak of your life."
She turns to him slowly "Ao shut up or I'll kill you."
ah women are scary.
we make our way to the village hidden in the mist and yagura makes the announcement of his giving up the position of the mizukage to mei.
I throw what's left of the 5% of the three tails in a random lake to heal and make my way back to Konoha with some alliance papers and a marriage certificate. She rushed me super fast so I couldn't dodge it. We will of course be having our honeymoon later on when I'm older she agreed. I gave her some seals I learned from Minato she can use to tell me she's in trouble and come visit anytime she wants and told her how to use shadow clones for paperwork. With yagura wondering why he never thought of that.
Over the next few weeks I had found and killed the remaining seven swordsmen of the mist or found the location of the lost swords. I ended up with 4 new blades as chojuro kisame and zabuza still had thiers. I also got an orphan names ranmaru from raiga who was paralyzed. but none of this matters guys. what really matters is one of the swords I got.
Shibuki : A sword that has a scroll full of explosive tags incorporated into it, lined up behind the blade, combining swordsmanship and explosions. It is also called a "Blastsword" we now have art in blade form guys!!! I may have gotten scolded for blowing up training ground 7 in my excitement but this matters not my friends.
I gave the other swords to mei as a wedding gift and was rewarded quite well with hugs and kisses and smothered by breasts. I told her I was keeping the last one. she was fine with it. After all I'm practically a hero in the mist now.