Well why everything is going down let's check on my inner world shall we. I delve right in into it nice and easy. first is our resident fox.
I look around myself and appear to be in a nice old fashioned sewer. it's dark, wet, and stanky. I follow the water up to a massive cage and inside that cage is a beautiful fox girl crying in the corner surrounded by fluffy tails. I walk right between the bars and start rubbing her ears. so nice. she freezes up then looks up at me and hugs me crying out apologies and saying all sorts of sad things man all while crying and I just do what I usually do I pat her head and forgive her. After she's done bawling we get to the meat of the issue. first off let's get rid of this sewer if I can't control my own inner world with my level of mind power I'd be fucked. I make it a close replica of my kamui world but with much bigger trees and rabbits. I sit down on the couch with her across from me.
"Well I guess we should start with introductions. My name is Ryan pleasure to meet you."
"kurumi" she replies still slightly sobbing.
"now let's clear the air a bit shall we first off I don't blame you for anything. I blame that uchiha. Most of them are cunts." she giggles at that. "as for my parents." she turns sad once again. "Eh shit happens I've saved their souls and could probably revive them later." She looks confused. I show her how my eyes look without the disguise. my rinnesharingan just bloom into existence. then I hide it again.
"no real loses except I bet they are pretty upset. not even at you mostly for the village being cunts. I'll probably have to deal with it for a few more years." she looks sad once more man. I heard about kurama in the original I heard he was at one point just crucified to a rock for yearsssss. pretty dreadful life so far. "Don't worry you can always support me with cuddles and help as payment if you want I do enjoy cuddles and maybe I can figure out a way to change time in this realm. would be great for practicing while I sleep." she smiled "I would like that."
"you can also help me out with training If you want if not I can handle it I've got more more books somewhere your already helping a lot with the Chakra and regeneration."
"I'd love to help." her tails are wagging in eagerness.
"good now about this seal I know I can't fully remove it or I die so that's out for now. but I can remove a bit and give you some breathing room and a mental link to talk to me when you want and see the outside world." I tear off a little of the seal. She jumped in shock not even expecting me to trust her that much. "were partners so I trust you." I sigh "well I guess it's time to talk to my other tenants." she looks sad I'm leaving I rub her ears. so therapeutic. "don't worry I'll be back."
Next area I meet up with a tall blonde man.
"Ah you really messed up eh?" he just smiles at me sadly.
"I thought I could trust in the village or at least the 3rd but I appear to have misplaced my trust."
"yeah over half the village wants to kill me and probably all the other villages if they knew I was your son. and the jinchuuriki all in one go you really piled the crap on me eh?"
"ah sorry about that." he sighed.
"well don't worry your going to make it up to me pretty fast first off I want the other half of the fox chakra." he seems shocked I know he had put the other half in himself as my baby body wouldn't be able to handle it. "alright I'll ask how you know about this later you seem rather mature for a 4 year old." I just chuckle
"well I'm closing in on my 70s at this point you know with time travel it works oddly in a way I'm from your future but also not it's hard stuff to deal with man." He looked shocked at all this information. then I feel a weird feeling in my body. Ah my fucking chakra control is gone again god dammit. I'm at about 500x a normal ninjas chakra reserves with the ninetails full body and uzumaki reserves. I could probably blow up the city with a basic fireball jutsu. if I had the control to use it.
"my chakra control *sob*." agh leaf exercises my nemesis here I come again.
Minato just laughed.
"well then after this you and mom will probably be my personal trainers along with the fox since your all pretty much bound to me." Minato was happy about this he didn't think he would get to see his son grow up. let alone be able to help train him. "I guess I should go meet her before she get impatient women are scary." he nodded in agreement.
into the next area I'm assaulted by a blue of red and almost hugged to death "ah my baby your so big and adorable just look at how cute you are your gunna be a real ladies man when your older and give me lots of grandbabies." my struggle to free myself is futile. "and when it's all said and done we can raze the village to the ground for how they treated you." I sweat internally at that women especially mothers are very scary. Her hair is flying around like fox tails and there is a blazing fury in he eyes.
"ah don't worry about it they aren't worth it." I said still in her iron grip there was no release. "well how about I fix this place so you can beat up dad for ruining my life." I smile with and evil cackle being surpressed. The glint in her eyes screams out beating. I swapped the world to my kamui look alike village with the nine tailed foxes house a bit away.
I saw Minato try to make a runner, he didn't make it. the beating was on a grand scale and I just sat in kurumis lap and watched it all happen. With great amusement I might add.