Most of the time was spent fixing the north making roads and trade routes easier to access. With the help of magic anything can be sped up. Most of the north depended on hunting and small crops or little iron mines and special trees for wood like ironwood trees except for one little port city and bear island who do fishing.
We had to deal with pirates at that point any one who stole profit from me must be punished I ended up stocking some ships with just my ghoul style soldiers and just letting them sail around that got ride of 90% of the pirates. The Greyjoys have kept quiet lucky little shits. 1st sighting I get of a raid I wipe them out and steal their boats. their motto is basically stealing is the only way to earn items it's called the iron price and I'd be happy to play. Free boats and soldiers. it's pretty soon til the regular story starts and I've changed some things so I'm curious as to how things will turn out.
The kingdom is out of debt without petyr baelish cooking the books and stealing the kingdoms profits. The people are basically my people it doesn't matter if your sitting on a throne if your people don't see you doing anything for them and with proper propoganda spread around to promote my name as the commoner king and my exploits who could fight me?
Just play your little games and keep me out of it. I want to sit back and watch from time to time. So it mostly went down like it was supposed too. Jon Arryn started asking questions about Roberts kids from the birth registry. The queen got anxious and poisoned him he was found 'Dead' later on but all that really happened was I earned a new advisor for my kingdom.
The man was a good man who could almost hold a kingdom together by himself. Think I'm going to let the cunt queen kill him off? nah nah nah. Things where explained to old Jon as he was patched up in the infirmary and given potions and pond water to fix his body from poison. I have semiramis the literal inventor of poison, the queen of toxins. you think I can't handle this piddly amount of poison? pfft.
Next up ole Robert called for Ned to come be his new hand of the king and right when I thought we were going to be getting into a fun time Ned simply refuses to everyone's confusion. Why is this happening you ask.
because Ned brought Robert along for a little chat and the next thing I know the queen the kingslayer and her children are all banished back to her father's home for sin of incest and infedelity what a twist. The whore king banished his wife for being a whore. I laughed good and hard.
Next up we knew what was going to happen a complete war was expected from Tywin lannister cause god knows his daughter and her mad son will want the throne. So what do we do? We rush back to kings landing and I assume control of the city guard using my ghoul knights and we take prisoners any lannister man is taken captive. Ned had wisely chosen to keep quiet hidden in the back but still we could have waited now pretty much everyone knows Ned stark did something.
But fate plays funny tricks sometimes. The fat old king decided before the onset of war he wanted to go hunting and got totally smashed on booze and ended up being gutted by a boar. Then he threw all the shit onto my plate by naming me regeant of the king and I get to choose who becomes next king it was all sent out in ravens to stannis and renly who both named themselves king of the seven kingdoms.
But things had changed the the tyrells didn't support renly this time no matter how much loras begged or tried to reason. so basically the next option was for them to head to the vale and renly had tried to woo Jon Arryns insane wife and catelyn starks sister. The woman was completely fucking bonkers her 8 year old son was still breastfeeding and that child loved to simple throw people out of what's called a moon door.
Basically the vale is settled up on a high mountain with it overhanging a giant crevice and they use this crevice to throw people to their death from a nice open pitfall in the throne room. And wouldn't you know it the mad woman actually went for the deal. ole renly said he'd make her son a prince.
so you know what I did? I sent out a raven that let them decide for themselves it was basically a last man standing free for all. The older brother stannis had turned to a lady in red one of the people's whose favorite thing to do is burn people at the stake and pray for dark magic from the god of fire. by the way I stole and adopted his little daughter apparently they kept her locked up in a tower for years because she has scalerot or whatever that stoneskin disease from valaryia is. I cured, her fixed her face and let her live in the castle to be doted upon by the girls. Then we just watched as it all went down hill.
Stannis killed his brother with some weird sacrificial baby black magic that used his unborn child with the old crone to make some shadow monster.
Kid never stood a chance. He basically just partied the whole time and had hide the sausage parties in his tent with other knights.
The lannisters named me a thief of the throne and joffrey the rightful heir. And the Greyjoys had decided it was time to loot and pillage I had been waiting for this and added them to my now growing navel force of undead I wiped out the whole kingdom and all the islands. I got like a few Mgp from them it wasn't much. I made a lot more when I sacked the twins which was the bridge the Frey owned. They had a massive hidden vault full of gold and old dragon eggs and ancient items they didn't even know about.
By the way the 3 valaryian dragons hatched I named them kevin, kevin, and kevin. Top tier names. I watched as stannis and Tywin conducted odd raids stannis had a lot of naval power but old Tywin had hired sellswords and had thousands of men and bannermen sure stannis did too but you start losing people when you host a stake burning every other day for the nonbelievers.
At this point I had basically moved highgarden and dorne into the kingdom so they basically up and dissapeared.
Meanwhile the white walkers were starting their slaughter up north the 30 or so thousand wildlings became undead so did animals and anything that crossed their path. then we had a nice undead stand off at the wall 30 thousand undead and like 9 white walkers versus 300 thousand undead 300 crows and all armed with valaryian steel weapons and arrows the results can be predicted I even stole some white walkers.
Your asking Ryan was there a beautiful white walker woman?!?!? The answer is no those guys were all ugly looking corpse monsters, basically liches with frostbite.