The ships in braavos have been finished and decided to take a trip to slavers bay and see the three wonderous cities known to produce slaves and maybe do a little aquiring of people but before that we need to make our army. we have 90k horses and dothraaki dead in the realm and if there's one thing I love. it's uniform items. I spent almost a week converting all the bodies to make them all look the same outfitting them with armor and weapons to match I had heavy knights, calvary, archers, spearmen I even suited up the horses which I changed into what looked like small zinogres for more intimidation. I even had a drummer for phat beats when I march. The armor was full body, helmet included, dark blue with golden colored bolts of lightning with a majestic cape. they all had matching weapons depending on the class they were in and they moved at the slightest thought perfect unity.
except for sirius. "Who let you out of the kingdom!?!? your messing with my formation go to the back of the sacking group!"
Sirius "What?! But I woke up early to get a good spot for city sacking I even made an extra big torch!"
"it was you! I wondered who was setting all the tents on fire in the dothraaki raid I know Bella was too behaved to do it. I thought it was Emmet or Tiny!" I yelled at him. "I had to deal with fighting naked dothraaki cause you burned their clothes do you know how scary it is having dongers free in the wind and flying around near you in close combat!?!? I swear one almost slapped me in the face it was like Emmet was throwing them at me on purpose!"
He let out a suspicious snicker "!!!!" "That was also you!?!?! You little shit see if I don't beat you to death!" he was gone before I could find something to beat him with.
After that little incident we made it to the city of Qarth a massive merchant city that was prospering and full of goods and slaves we moved around to the front of the city it was a place called the garden of bones. you see if the people of qarth don't like you they simple let you die in front of the city cause its surrounded by nothing but miles of red sand and the only way to get to the ocean was over massive cliffs or through the city. the gates have apparently never been broken because most of the time people don't have enough food water or energy hiking across the desert. who would Bring armed soldiers through hundreds of miles of desert? the answer Noone.
I waited til nightfall and then when people couldn't see anymore I set up a few tents in the open and hid tiny in one then the next thing I did was summon my army and have them get in position and we waited for daybreak.
People noticed us when the sun came up and where shocked to see and army of 90k in matching armor just standing there as quiet as ghosts. It's very unnerving. a representative rode out to greet me in my tent I had even prepared tea.
In the tent was me my kings gaurd consisting of Jane, Renata, and Bella with Sirius off to the side with a black eye and and what appeared to be a dick shaped tattoo on his forhead.
I offer the representative a seat and pass him some tea. "Before you speak know that I give and get as much respect as I get and I love challenges. You've been warned."
The fat man considered these words carefully.
"May I ask who I sit in the presence of and what your goals are for bringing an army to Qarth?" he asked
I smiled I enjoy polite people "You sit before the king of dragonsreach slayer of dothraaki and lover of all things golden and delicious. And i simply want all the slaves in the city or I sack the city it's about that simple." I replied
The man looked at me as I smiled at him and broke out laughing "A king of some no name kingdom with an army of what a hundred thousand with no siege weapons and you think you can sack the city? We have 50 thousand city guards and a gate that has never been breached your goals are a joke. the only thing you'll get is arrows and a cold reception at the gate with a permanent invitation to stay in the garden of bones." my smile grows wider "Bella did you hear it?"
she gives a beautiful smile "Yes master it seemed to be a challenge."
"Oh boy I was hoping for this!" I let out a loud whistle and shout "Tiny go knock on the gate tell them we have a search warrant." Tiny rips out of the tent holding what appears to be a tree trunk with a massive metal block on the end. With a loud roar he's off running towards the gate full speed with his new toy I like to call [Police open up!] he gets about 5 feet away and winds up in what looks like the greatest baseball swing of his pro career and swings as hard as he can. *CRAAACKBOOOOM* there's shards and blown up chunks of the wooden and stone gate launched shrapnel style into the city. the representative is shocked before a bullet to the head from serious blows out his brains all over my tent. "You couldn't wait til he was outside? Your cleaning it later no magic."
I turn towards my army "Sack the city you know the rules!" the sound of weapons being drawn in sync is eerie and the quiet charge of soldiers is unnerving there's only the loud thud of feet and paws from mounts as we rush the now busted ass gate.