The arrival at dorne was met by oberyn the younger prince as I was shown to my guest quarters then off to meet with the princes and the girls to chat about some business. They were all very welcoming. "So what kind of business are we talking about here my friend." said Doran Martell the older of the two princes and who was currently in a wheelchair suffering from gout.
"well first of all I have a cure for that gout your suffering from." I brought out a pill and set it on the table in front of me. The younger prince looked on in excitement the older one just looked cautious. "and why may I ask would I just take something that may be poison." I simply smiled as black chains shot out wrapping around everyone locking down all their movements. "Well if I really wanted to kill any of you I could probably by myself raze the 7 kingdoms to the ground as you can tell by those nice little chains." who were currently teasing the 3 girls by giving them light spanks "that I have no need for poison to kill you."
I simple let them go. "I also have some other gifts I think you might really enjoy." from portals started popping up lannister men and 1 Amory lorch these lannisters were some I caught raping and attempting murder in the city I simple robbed and relocated them to my dungeons. Their armors and weapons are worth quite a lot who the fuck uses gold for armor unless you want to look like a prick.
The older prince seemed to recognize everyone who I had brought and they all had sinister smiles. the man happily ate the cure I gave him and we went about our business as a small slaughter took place about 30 bodies later and a quick cleaning up and selling to the shop. we had a nice clean room magic really is lovely. I looked over at one Ellaria Martell with a smile and said "By the way I'm immune to every single poison and can make you suffer from things you couldn't possibly imagine." the reason I'm telling her this is in the shows she was a traitor who ended up poisoning the elder brother to death and taking over the kingdom but it didn't last long. she flinched at that. everyone gave her a peculiar look. "now I just have some simple things I'd like to talk about. mostly I just want an alliance and to be able to have a place here and sell some of my goods. I don't want everything leading back to me though I don't feel like attracting attention. mostly it's just better wines and alcohols" I took out some for them to sample I mean modern day sure beats some of the swill they have now.
I want to start getting out trade routes through many different routes to make faster money. why just sell everything at one point when you could sell it at 5 points. They accepted the offer to help me sell stuff no taxes since I've given them such generous gifts. they raised up a few terms I was acceptable with such as protection more lannister bodies if I got a hold of them and marriage to any of the sand snakes who were interested of course that led to an all put battle with me dicimating the three of them and getting the set. Nymeria, Obara, and tyene sand. I also explained my marriage to maergery tyrell and our alliance and then proceeded to blow their minds with a trip to my kingdom and a show of power I even let them play in the dungeon they loved that. especially the younger prince. I just liked to show off my kingdom. by the way the children are doing much better they get to play with big sister Luna a lot on the playgrounds and have fun with the animals. They get all the food they want but they don't like aunt lily giving them so much medicine.
I explained some of my plans to convert kings landing from the inside out by promoting jobs and helping the common people alot. I was going to gradually take over the city guard by killing off the bad ones and replacing them with my shadows. I only had like 15 shadows at this point but it would do I could get faceless men to help me with other open positions. or some of the people from my vampires realm I had killed. you hold the mind of the people and you hold the kingdom. they gave me suggestions and set me up with a nice place I could stay I put down another teleportation spot in my personal area. and introduced the dornish to what we common men like to call Taco Bell. I also introduced them to teacher who proceeded to beat the shit out of them it was a great time. I took them to my arena and let them watch brawls between vampires werewolves dragons trolls and even my lovely now 100 foot basalisk made an appearance she had her second eyelids covered of course so no instant death she liked to play fight with the dragons it was an epic battle you guys should have seen it.
All in all negotiations often tend to go quite well with an overwhelming show of power. but mostly I just wanted to get it done and watch some Rick and morty on netflix but sadly all I received was 3 very horny girls who were all sisters and a night long orgy which they didn't recover from until late evening the next day vampire stamina baby.
interrupt my Rick and Morty time will ya? see if you will try that again (They did every night after).