[Systems Initializing
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100.. Complete...]
[Soul Binding to Host.....Complete...]
[Syncing Artificial Intelligence... Complete....]
[Starting Birth Protocols....]
"Good morning host." A cold robotic voice woke me from my sleep.
"huh ....what? where am i? why can't I move?" I asked as I struggle to move myself.
"Your in the womb host, you currently have 9 months til birth." came the cold voice.
"...eh that's a bit gross but it is what is is so I take it your my system and new partner?" I asked the voice.
"Confirmed. Would you like me to start the customization setup?" the voice asks.
"Customization? sure let's start." I say eagerly.
[Customization Starting...]
[NAME]
[GENDER]
[VOICE ]
[PERSONALITY]
[BODY TYPE FOR FARM]
"well then let's start with a name, how about Cassie?
[Name:Cassie accepted...]
"Of course your going to be a female I don't want some guy in my head. I need an ai wife the first for my harem muhahahha." I reply with a plan already hatched.
[Gender: Female accepted....]
"Now, let's get rid of that cold emotionless voice I want a sweet, caring voice like a nice loving wife should have." I say confidently
[Voice: Sweet, Caring Wife accepted...]
"Please choose personality up to three...." a soothing voice sounds in my head.
[PERSONALITIES.
1.KIND
2.HARDWORKING
3.MOTHERLY
4.BOSSY
5.AIRHEAD
6....
37.YANDERE
43. STALKER
50.LOVING]
"Well i saw quite a few scary things in that list. But okay let's go with loving, smart, and hard working. It's good to have a partner like that to help me on my adventures." I think seriously.
[Personality: Loving, Smart, and Hardworking accepted...]
"Now for your body I want just a nice blonde, beautiful and the classic stay at home housewife." I select my choice. nothing is better than a warm cuddly wife waiting for you at home after a hard days work.
[Body: Blonde, Beautiful Housewife accepted..... customization complete... restarting....27...63..86...100% complete.]
A sweet voice starts ringing in my head and I picture a blonde goddess in my mind leaving me absolutely tongue tied she is the picture perfect woman smiling at me.
"Good morning hubby." Cassie's perfect voice rings in my mind.
I take critical damage never in my past life was I married this is just too great tears stream down my fetus face anime style.
"H-Hello there." I choke out.
"aww! so cute your shy." She giggles into my mind.
ugh focus got to get my stuff together can't look lame.
"Ugh right well nice to meet you we will be traveling together perhaps for the rest of my life. So please take good care of me." I say
"Of course hubby I look forward to it." she sings out happily.
I take critical damage again my hps low ughhh...
"Alright well let's get the nitty gritty out of the way for now can you show me my status?" I ask.
"Of course darling." She happily pulls up the page for me.
[STATUS
NAME: ???
AGE: -9 MONTHS
GENDER:MALE
SPECIES:HUMAN
TITLE: JERKED CHICKEN: EFFECT: TAKE 5% LESS FIRE DAMAGE
(I'd spit out blood at that but you know it must be a prank from old man god.)
HP:1
MP:300
STR:0
DEX:0
INT: 30
WIS:12
LUC:15
SKILLS
GAMERS MIND: KEEP CALM AND RATIONAL THOUGHTS NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION IS. (PASSIVE)
INVENTORY
1000 GOLD FOR FARM: CAN'T BE REMOVED FROM FARM TIL FARM LEVEL 10.
1 STARTER PACK .
1 BUCKET OF KFC EXTRA CRISPY CHICKEN]
just gunna ignore that last one.
"Ok Cassie can you open the starter pack?" I ask eager for free stoof.
[Starter pack open: received 1000 system points 1000 turnip seeds and 1 25% off ticket for the shop ]
"okay well then Cassie can you show me the shop?" I ask after I finish my browsing.
"Shop open."
SHOP
BASICS
SKILLS
BLOODLINES
WEAPONS
FARM
"alright the first two things I want to buy should be in basic. I want a magical ID cause god knows you need that for multiverse travel and we aren't stupid. so lets get the basics out the way." I said.
[BASIC SHOP: MAGIC ID USED BY A FAMOUS DOCTOR WORKS IN ALL WORLD'S SHOWS WHAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN. COST: 250 SP]
"Buy it and stuff it in the inventory please." I request.
[1 magic Id bought 750 SP remaining ]
"Alright next we buy basic occulmency. I don't want people messing with my mind. I know all about Snape and Dumbledore doing that crap." I really don't need people poking around my head for secrets.
[SKILLS SHOP: OCCULMENCY KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF COST: 500 SP]
"Buy it." I confirm resolutely.
[Occulmency skill bought 250 sp remaining.]
A rush of knowledge entered my head and my mind felt more organized. I instinctively knew how to train it I'd be working on that later I have 9 months after all.
[QUEST ALERT: RAISE OCCULMENCY SHIELD TO HIGH RANK BEFORE BIRTH REWARD 250 SP REFUSAL YOUR WIFE NAGS YOU ABOUT MIND SAFETY FOR 9 MONTHS]
I sweat drop and look at Cassie in my mind. She has a sweet smile on her face but I can tell by the shiver in my fetus spine that's anything but sweet. Oh well its good to have someone motivate me I'm usually too lazy for my own good.
"yes dear...." I confirm at least she's giving me free sp. so that's good I would have done it for free. such a caring wife.
"Great!" she said happily.
Now for the last item I really want a house elf. it would help out so much getting places and items. Let's check out the summons.
[SUMMONS
1.SAIBAMAN 100SP
2.HOUSE ELF 1000SP
3....
246. MONKEY D LUFFY 3000000SP
577. ICHIGO KUROSAKI 70000000SP
893. SON GOKU 70000000SP]
Well not enough, I see a few nice things in there though a few waifus some op characters the list goes on forever I figure the animal summons are in the farm tho I'll check later.
For now I guess I'll buy a basic meditation skill. It's about 250 sp in skills helps clear the mind and increase some basic stats it's not cultivation just meditation.
[1 basic meditation manual bought 0 sp left]
I guess it's time to take a peek at my farm system.
I close my nonexistent fetus eyes and I can see the farm with an overview like a bird it has a little wooden shack, a small pond filled with special water I know makes plants grow 10x the speed, and 1 acre of land for farming with the special 10x speed soil for growth. There's a box which I believe is for the harvest and inventory. I know I can sell stuff to the shop for gp I'll have to spend some so the wife can eat basic meals we can't have her eating turnips for 9 months can we?
I look into my inventory and mentally plant all my turnips I know the seeds buy for 100gp and the full grown sell for 500gp so I make about 400gp every harvest which is once a day. I can have Cassie spend what she needs since she has access to everything.
A basic meal costs about 1gp if it goes like that for 9 months I'll have about 105300gp. I can buy certain things in the shop for gp but it's like 10x more than sp but I can only get that from quests oh well.
"Cassie can you do the farm for me while I'm going through the whole birth and such? this is honestly mentally exhausting being a fetus and all." I ask her.
"Of course dear." she replies positively.
Cassie can hear all his thoughts so she know what he needs and wants she is the perfect wife terrifying yet perfect he will notice it later on down the line.
"Well I'm going to sleep now I'm done for the day." I tell her tiredly.
"Goodnight dear don't work too hard." she tells me.
And so with our hero asleep after his first day find out what happens next on dragonba.... wait wrong novel.