"Well then for my first wish. Do you know the novel, bringing the farm to live in another world?" I asked.
"Ah yes that's a good story let me guess you want the farm system? Oddly Noone else has ever asked for that one before. May I ask why you want that one?" God asked curiously.
"Well it may seem like something small, but in my life my family liked to move around all the time and we never really stayed in the same place very long." I told him.
"I get it you want a stable home for yourself and your family should you get one. Plus the fast growing food means things to eat and sell great choice my boy." God agreed with my choice.
"Thanks, although I would like to trade some parts of the system for something else if that's okay?"
"Sure what would you like to trade?" he asked cutiously.
"I want to trade away the instant kill flyswatter the instant capture hand the locust swarm and the mosquitoes for other stuff." I told him as I didn't really like those items.
"That's a lot of over powered things your trading away are you sure it's worth it and what would you like in return?" he asked in confusion.
"being too over powered won't make this any fun. I've seen what happens to Saitama in one punch man his life is kinda sad." I tell him. I know at some point becoming overpowered may be inevitable. But I'll stall it as much as I can.
"Indeed it is but I'm sure you'll figure out a way to have fun and enjoy life."
"For the first thing I want to make it my safe haven so no one can get in unless I let them in including godly beings. That's my home I want it fully safe and protected." I told him seriously. I don't want some other omnipotent being trying to get into my safe space.
"Simple enough good a home should be where you have no worries and can relax after a hard days work. Not where everyone can just break in and disturb your life." God agreed.
"Second I want something like the helper from the castle of black iron novel. I want them to also be my artificial intelligence for my system." I tell him. I may not always be able to watch over my area so help would be nice to have I can trust.
"That's a big one I'll take 2 pieces for that." he traded with me.
"That's fine it's worth it. The last one I'll save for my next wish as it goes together."
"Okay so what's your second wish?" God asks.
"My second wish is for a custom Anime style system. But I want a fair system none of that OP crap I've read in the novels where he gets like super items and bloodlines in every quest. I want to earn it, any quests given will only cost points and I want them to all be optional I don't want to be forced to do crap or have my things locked I know how it usually works." I state my requirements for the system.
"Wow your kind of untrusting but given your knowledge of novels I guess you really have a point. So describe how you want your system and I'll make it."
"Alright you know the basics about systems I want the classic. Here comes the other part of my first wish I want the ai linked to this system and the last one I wish for." I tell him as I sketch out the basic system I want.
STATUS
INVENTORY
MISSION
QUEST
STORE
SUMMON
WORLD TRAVEL
with ai.
"This system is usually what everyone picks may I ask what you want to separate quests and missions for?" He asked curious about that part.
"Well missions will be my personal goals and quests will be things from the system or other people. I'd also like to have it like Han jee Hans gamer abilities where I have stats and skills I can level up. I don't want to do the instant learning from books that's just too much man." I ask. it's my system might as well get all I can out of it.
"Alright that's fine. Trading off rewards and such for that seems fair enough." he replies with a nod.
"Now for my last wish I want the shadow hack system and I want it also connected to my inventory and ai. I also want to swap the ability to buy skill increases with it for the basic ability to hide in others shadow." I tell him my last wish. This one is pretty much only useful in world's with massive monster spawns.
"Done. now tell me where would you like to go." he asked.
"The Harry Potter world, I know it's dangerous later on but it's okay for the first couple years. Also put in a few people from the fanfics and swap a few people's ages to make it more fun." I tell him excitedly.
"Sure and do you want reincarnation or transmigrated?"
"Reincarnation." I tell him
"Any specific person and requests for age?" he asks
"I'll go just before Harry was born and I think I'll take Cedric Diggorys place that's near where my first wife shall live. Gotta help her as a child. I also want to be basically the same age as Harry."
We all know the best Harry potter wife is Luna. If you thought I was talking about ginny noooo sir I've read too many fanfics for that.
"Okay and to do you a favor I'll make your wife the same age that poor child has suffered a lot in the multiverse she needs a good friend." he happily agrees to my request.
"Thank you very much. Well I guess this is goodbye for now." I prepare myself mentally for what comes next.
"Of course though I'll be watching over you. Remember to have fun and not take everything so seriously." he advises me.
"I can do that." I reply.
After saying that everything goes dark....