[Administrators POV]
"yo could you check the severs? apparently there has been glitches in the NPC's" asked my boss.
"Sure ill run a scan and patch it up" I replied; ugh this was going to be my 25th patch today and I was dying why can't a women (yes women can be game administrators .... sexists...) get a break around here? none the less i booted my diagnostics program and selected the NPC management software. WHAT THE HECK?!? I mentally screamed when the results returned one heck of a complex foreign piece of code that was integrated into the system... and alive?
I logged into the sever that was holding the code infecting the system with this... living code and what i saw baffled me... a baby boy? I was sure there was no such NPC that looked like this in our database but it seems to be a AI of sorts but very advanced it genuinely looks like a lost baby responding to everything around it... hmmm i wonder this looks like just the mischievous fun I was searching for hehehehe finally i can put my AI knowledge to use! first i better create a stability program and anti-detection program to stop the others deleting him... that should do it. After a lot and I mean A LOT of programming my little GTA AI baby was ready to explore strange thing was it needed a frequent amount of data to stay 'alive'. so i decided to use this need as a way of 'feeding' him, I would be unable to do this myself due to being watched like a hawk by my boss ugh so i designed a interaction program which would allow users to feed him food which was actually data; play interactive games with him (my own design hehe) and just be motherly/fatherly to him. I would have given him a automated program to do this but it would only be able give him... non-productive or tailored data, what he needs is human interaction to develop.
[Titiana POV:]
"Please come online I need sell some car cargo i'm begging you Titiana" pleaded my friend Skyla. She had been desperate for me to get back on GTA to help her for months but the game had become more of a job than a fun pass time and I already had a job working at a internet cafe. "Fine I'll come online later tonight but only for 2 hours at most ok?" I dejectedly responded.
[time skip brought to you by.... who sponsored this again? no one? meh just read on...]
I had just finished my shift at the cafe and was heading home. London is a busy place to be during rush hour people crowd the streets i hoped on the tube home my auburn hair was all over the place once i let it out of it's bun; I quite liked my hair even if it was a strange contrast to my mixed skin; i also found it suited my athletic figure as i like to call it not thin nor fat. the tube came to my destination and i hoped off. the scenery was much different here quite bewilderingly so infact, the streets had pot holes, there were less people and not to mention the stores that where no longer trying to rip me off left right and center... well not as much. after a short walk I reached my door and entered my... budget appropriate home. time to get this over with I thought with a sigh breaking the uncomfortable silence for a moment, I booted up my PC and ran ran the game seeing the classic rockstar symbol, I waited...and waited...and waited till finally after a good 18 minuets of waiting on that damned loading screen my character appeared on screen in her shower; not to brag but I did a fine job on her even I thought she was a hot avatar. i designed her with the same features I had; fiery red hair with light brown skin and my grey eyes lined with a tinge of red around the edge of the iris; I was no skinny girl cause I was not aiming to mimic some stick insect like I see soo many girls do now days I even added my little birthmark located in the palm of my hand. picking up my xbox controller I had plugged in, I left the shower and proceeded outside my apartment, I was doing barely ok in reality, but I was rich on here I had the lot bunker, facility, CEO you name it I probably had it or could easily get it. i got into my armored kuruma (heavily armored car) and drove around waiting for Skyla to join my session and get this damn thing over with. out of boredom I merely drove around checking out things I had missed in the few months I was off. I came across something quite funny, some NPC constantly diving as if avoiding a imaginary car or a goaly stuck forever leaping for a ball, but what confused me was the baby boy NPC near him laughing and pointing at the NPC.
Was this normal? I got out the car and looked at the boy who's laugh quietened as I approached him. he looked at my avatar almost curiously; I was astonished by this and when I neared him a notification came up {press left on the D-pad to interact with [baby]} I was quite confused to say the least but pressed it anyway. what came up shocked me even more! the menu came up with a multitude of interactions from feeding him one of my snacks to even adopting him...wait adoption? is that a new feature of the game? maybe i will later I thought and continued to skim read through the extensive list of things I could do with him, like read to him which needed an actual mic or pick him up but most were grayed out when I clicked them it would tell me to adopt him to unlock them. I didn't have to, however, adopt the boy to take him with me... as weird as that was.
"yo Titiana? you ready? I just had to eat sorry. i'll send you an invite to ceo in a min yeah?" Skyla messaged "yeah sure" I replied and decided to pick the baby up an put him in the passenger seat of my car. going first person I was once again puzzled by this baby as he was't just sitting there but looking around attempting to play with stuff, I tried to drive off but a notification came up {to drive with [baby] you must install baby safety parts first please go to los santos customs} after it disappeared the car was able to move but only very slowly like painstakingly slow; I messaged skyla saying I had to quickly do something at the mod shop not telling her of the NPC why? I honestly don't know; just didn't wanna. the mod shop's garage door opened and I drove in, inside the baby was squirming around refusing to sit still but looked happy I think? The modification menu came up and no longer to my surprise there was, in fact, a new section titled child care; it had a car seat function, boot space for a pushchair which I had no idea why I'd even need one... but none the less it was there.
after getting what came to around £600,000 of car mods, I left los santos and headed towards Skyla's CEO office to wait for her to finish whatever it is she was doing... honestly I'd rather not know what took her so long knowing her... Looking back on my newly modified car I listed of all the added modifications I had:
car seat
deepened car boot
baby toy car steering wheel
baby mobile
baby bottle holder
bullet proof baby sheild (covers the car seat only)
baby on board sign (.... I had no choice...)
sound dampeners
and a speed limiter at which I humbly rejected by flipping it one.
Honestly I expected all this to cost WAY less but it wouldn't let me leave without purchasing them but I would of got them anyway being as rich and non-caring as I am in this game. But I had a feeling that was soon gonna change now I had this child along for the ride so I went into the baby menu and selected [adopt baby] shortly after a congratulations screen appeared stating I'm now the proud mother of a new baby boy; for some reason I felt almost emotional like I had just adopted a real child. now all that was left was to name him. So I did.
"Hi Oliver... My son"