johnpocus

I am JOHN, as a HP Printer tech executive reachable all day and night to determine customer’s queries. Whenever you encounter any issue related to HP printer whether it’s a major or minor one, you can make contact with me and we both will resolve Printer Not Printing like queries within a pinch of time.

I looked through nearly all the pages on the website to see if I could find the same add, but I didn’t find it.

What do you think?
a) the advertisers are really branching out.
b) it’s ”a legendary love story about the Hp Printer and her support tech” and they just chose a random website address to use in the story
c) it’s a autobiography about the guy in the title
d) idk, I am waiting for the next chapter
e) a guy that works at the printer company was slacking off and made this
f) I’m going to investigate on my own
g) I’m out of here
h) I’m either going insane, or on drugs
i) I already subscribed!
j) I’m consider my life choices 
k) why am I even reading this comment
l) maybe it’s a thriller about a printer gone wrong 
m) idk, but I like the letter m
n) I’m going to finish this story, hehehe
o) it’s the story of a scammer
p) let’s have a contest to see who can write the best ending to this story!
q) it’s a mystery about who broke the printer
r) it’s a sci-fi about a futuristic printer that no one can get working, from the printers point-of-view
s) it’s bl, “Help’ my printer turned into a man!”
t) it’s a romance about a printer support woman and a tech clueless man
u) it’s gl, “My printer turned into a cute girl, looked at me, blushed, and said, “I’m overheating~”
v) how long until this gets taken down? I bet ___ (days/minutes/hours)
w) it’s a horror novel in which the printer keeps printing out pictures of dead people and threatening messages from the dead
x) it’s a slice of life, “Printer takes a day off”
y) it’s a cultivation novel, “ printers journey to become the most versatile printer in the universe!”
z)isekai, “in another world with my printer”

please put what you think!!



Am I the only one who actually looked up the website to see if it was real?😅

... spoiler alert: It is a real website!!!


It seems like a legendary love story about the Hp printer and her support tech XD

Disclaimer: I used Seink’s comment for b

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