After waking up from death, I became very curious as to how I could possibly be alive and why there was poop in my hand again. I figured that the only possible explanation is that I have some sort of powers or that the spirits didn't agree that it was my time to die. I decided to go home and analyze myself for anything different. I noticed that there was a dragon scale on my right butt cheek. I had become ecstatic, this meant that I was actually Dragonborn. I decided that there was only one way to find the truth, I had to become strong, a great adventurer and make friends to help me along the way. I had no idea how I would go about this but I set out to my school to start. When I walked through the door everyone's jaws dropped to the ground in shock, they had all seen me buried in my grave. I didn't speak to any of them, rather I went straight to my Headmaster to have a serious talk with him. I figured that he may have an idea as to what was going on. When I entered his office he seemed to be in the middle of some courting with Ms Sayuki. When I had entered only Ms Sayuki's jaw dropped, The headmaster seemed to have been expecting this, this had made me even more sceptical and cautious. He immediately told Ms sayuki to leave. when she left he told me to sit, I did. I then began to question him, "How am I alive?", "Why did Ms Sayuki say I have no abilities", "Why does poop keep appearing in my hand?", "WHAT ARENT YOU TELLING MEE?!?", I rapidly questioned him. He told me that he no idea and shrugged it all off. I became furious and then felt a sort of sensation that was all too familiar in my hand, more poop had appeared. I also felt a pinching pain on my butt. The headmaster took the poop and put it in a containment bag, I was disgusted by the fact that he wanted it but was also happy that it was no longer in my possession. I told him my plan and he approved of it luckily, which is something I don't say much. He gave me a list of all the people also planning on going on an adventure. He told me to team up with one of them and I would be able to go. I asked all 420 people on the list, 10 of which were from my class, I was swiftly rejected. I had felt down and alone. I had no idea what to do, this was a necessary journey for me. I decided that maybe if I get strong enough I would be able to go alone. I headed to the library to look for books that may let me use a shortcut to getting stronger. A bookshelf fell and I tried to hold it up with my hand, poop appeared and splatted everywhere. I was unfazed as my ambition to find a shortcut was stronger than any splattered poop. While picking up all the books I noticed that there was someone on the back of the list, it was Shinagawe. I then searched for her but with no avail. I was about to faint from tiredness until I saw her right there, practising her magic which a mixture of healing and destruction magic. It was so cool. I approached her quietly, a little too quietly because she became startled and blasted me with destruction magic. I was knocked unconscious from blood loss. I then woke up a couple of hours later where she was using healing magic to assist the nurse. She said that she was sorry but I should call it payback for the incident a while back. I silently thought to myself, "it was a worthy price".I then asked her to adventure with me, her face lit up and she looked me in the eye and said," Oh My Gosh NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!". I was devastated, but then I begged her nonstop for 5 days until she said ok, all it took was getting rid of all my pride, dignity, honour and self-esteem."PFFFFT like I had any of those before," I thought to myself. I was so happy because I would now be able to go on an adventure to find the truth......with poop constantly appearing in my hand and a cute girl who is disgusted by me.