I Fell In Love With A Vampire

It was a cold dark night, I was walking down an alley from the restaurant where i waitress. When all of a sudden I felt that I was being followed. I turned around to see if anyone was there and nothing. Then (squeak sqeak) there was a bat flying above me. The bird came down and changed form. "It's a Vampire" I screamed. I tried to run but he grabbed my arm. "Let me go or there will be hell to pay". "what exactly are you going to do?" said the vampire. " I will beat you to a bloody pulp" I said. "You can't touch me if I swoop you up and fly away!" said the vampire. "What?!" I Yelled. (Swoop) The vampire picked me up and flew away. "What do you want?" I said. "I'm taking you to my castle then I am going to suck your blood and make you my bride." said the vampire. "I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth how dare you try to force me!" i said. "Oh but you see my dear i have been watching you for awhile now." said the vampire. "Wait so that means you have seen me nude?!" i asked "Yup and you are quite a beauty!" said the vampire. (slap) "You pervert how could you i am so embarrassed now!" i said. "Why are you embarrassed a gorgeous girl like you?" said the vampire. "I have extremely low self esteem" i said. "Impossible you are too beautiful to have low self esteem." said the vampire. Soon we arrived to this beautiful castle nothing that looks anything like the horror movies at all.