A group of 6 fat men sat at a table across from eachother. They were all currently eating pizza and spaghetti.
One of the men who was wearing a tank top had spaghetti sauce as well as pizza sauce currently stained on the front of the shirt. He continued to eat sloppily as he suddenly pointed his finger forward.
He then quickly got up while continuously pointing his finger and he widened his eyes and his mouth went agape.
"I've got it!" He suddenly screamed out as his hands went to the side of his head, touching some of the only hair the man had left.
The other men who looked identical to him, minus the stains, rolled their eyes and looked onward, waiting for this sudden event to complete itself.
"We should form an alliance!" The man screamed as his left hand formed a fist and hit it on the palm of his other hand.
One of the ugly men rolled his eyes and said "What now? An alliance? Who would we even have an alliance with?"
"Uh.." The fat man with a stained shirt suddenly began to sweat.
'This rascal! He knows that I don't know anybody and have no friends and he's taking advantage of it! I've got to make it seem like I'm cool!' He nervously thought.
"I just thought.." The fat man scratched his cheek as he looked the other way.
"You know.." He held his head down, dispirited.
"We all.. c o u l d.. ally.." He finally spit out quieter and quieter.
The men widened their eyes suddenly and spit their food as they all laughed in unison.
"Ahh! HAHAHA!!! AHH! we are ALLIES JUST NOT WITH YOU! HAHAHA" One of the men with a full head of hair said as he laughed aloud.
"Yeah you idiot! Like you'd be apart of us!" Another screamed at the shirt stained man.
The fat man with the stained shirt slumped down in sadness as his heart dropped. He then walked to the door and left.
The fat man then sat down at a couch and sighed.
"I just.. I just want friends!" The fat man cried silently into his arm and sniffled for 30 minutes.
He then got up and opened the front door and walked outside. He hung around the leaderboard area then returned to his street and walked some more.
The fat man even accidentally bumped into someone as he was walking and tears suddenly appeared into his eyes, what a loser!
He bounced off of him as he shuffled and looked shocked.
"Oops im-" He was stopped dead in his tracks as he recognized the man he had just bumped into..
It was a legendary player who was currently hiring people to join his Alliance, The united sand alliance!
"You're.. you're..! TheSandLicker!!!!" The fat man screamed out.
TheSandLicker looked at his chest with disgust. Pizza stains and spaghetti sauce covered him and he looked at the man angrily.
"Can I.. join your alliance!" this was the fat man's last hope. He had heard much bigger losers and idiots have joined this alliance, this was his best shot!
TheSandLicker picked the fat man up by his throat and screamed into his face... He then lifted him higher and licked the sand off of his bare feet!
The hero then cracked the man's neck and threw him against the wall!
"Fuck you I was just in the dry cleaner for this type of shit!" the hero spit on the fat man's body and left.
TheSandLicker then continued on his way to the Meeting room of the alliance he had created.
Entering the room he was met with the leaders of the alliance's divisions and he smiled as he sat at his seat. Pizza sauce, Spaghetti sauce, and blood adorned the surface of his chest.
"Okay. So what are we to do about this player who has tamed a dragon?" TheSandLicker spoke aloud questioning.
The room was filled with whispers and a man spoke soon after.
"We will kill the dragon and kidnap the man to get the secrets out." The alliance all agreed and then their heads were all cut off simultaneously.
A man who was currently naked with large contraptions on his hands appeared in the room.. the man also was also clearly very.. "enlightened".
"Stay away from me and my dragon!" Rin yelled out.
TheSandLicker widened his eyes and ran to escape but his head was then cut off.
"You also killed my only friend who was just walking!" Rin yelled at the corpse and left the room.
He truly was Rin's only human friend.. he had just met him two hours ago at the leaderboard area and was on his way to join this alliance.. Welp, nothing to bother with now. Originally he was going to hide within the enemy and destroy them later..