Alex: "So,I can ask for anything."
The women in front of him replied:"Yes."
Alex: "Can I ask some questions first?"
The women said: "Yes, ask anything you want Alex."
Alex: "Who are you?and how come I'm here?Why am I even here?"
The Women said: "We're 'Zoetic', We're lump beings, having multiple consciousness with powers to bend the rules of the 'Infinite Cosmos' to whatever we want. You are here because we brought you, allowing you to wish for anything you want. Now, state your wish."
Alex: "Wait before that, why me? I'm just a normal, ordinary psychopath who gets off on killing, I don't think I've done anything significant to get a wish."
Zoetic: "Its because you are a higher being reincarnated on earth or you have accumulated a lot of good karma or maybe because we mistakenly killed you and wants to make up to you,which we did but not mistakenly.You can believe whatever you want."
Alex: "Do I have to do something in return,What's the point of it all."
Zoetic: "You don't have to do anything in return and the point is,there is no point. Its all meaningless just like all the existences in this reality."
Alex: "Oook"
Alex said a bit creeped out: "How many wishes can I make?"
Zoetic thought for a moment and replied: "Hmm,we will give you three wishes,but you can't ask for any omnipotent power or something similar."
Alex: "But didn't you say,I can wish for anything."
Zoetic: "We can give you power but omnipotence is only fun at the beginning, it gets pretty boring easily and we believe that an adrenaline junkie like you won't enjoy it."
Alex: "Sounds pretty convincing. Alright, then I wish for happiness,health and hella bitches.No!!wait, I'm kidding.I wish for the best memory and comprehensive ability ever."
Zoetic: "It can be done,we will fit your soul with the ability so if you change bodies in the future ,you will be able to retain your powers and memory. "
Alex: "Souls,huh. How do they work?Am I in my soul form or something?"
Zoetic: "Soul are nothing special as you humans believe it to be though they can be used for something you call magic. Souls are just energy constructs that house the consciousness and gives one the ability to control the physical body,once you die the soul will scatter and return to being the energy in the environment.As for your current situation,you are a manifestation of your conscious, you don't have a soul or a body."
Alex started thinking about it,he didn't have any knowledge regarding this soul subject and needed more information so he decided to ask some questions.
Alex: "How does this magic work?"
Zoetic: "Souls can be used for other purposes as well not just magic.As for how they work, you should know about the 'Theory of Conversion' ."
Alex: "Yes, Energy can be transformed or transferred but cannot be destroyed."
Zoetic: "Magic is the same, you convert the soul energy into something different like fire or water. "
Alex: "That simple?"
Zoetic: "Yes. Now,we would love to chat all day but we have to be somewhere. State your last wish Alex."
Alex thought about it and decided: "Then I wish for all the knowledge you can give me."
Zoetic: "All of it?"
Alex nodded.
Zoetic: "Your wishes are fulfilled and now all you have to do is think about it and you will be sent to a random world. You can go whenever you want. Bye,Alex."
Alex looked as Zoetic disappeared in front of him.
Alex focused and realized his head was filled with all kinds of knowledge like magic, fighting, cooking, dancing, painting, science, cleaning, makeup, killing,torture and all kinds of significant and Insignificant information.
'I should first sort out this information, it's hurting my brain which I don't have, so what is hurting?'
Alex decided to question the complexities of his situation some other time and began to sort out and understand everything.
Gazillions of year later...
Alex: 'Fuck,that took a lot of time.'
'Yes,it did.'
Alex: "Red?I thought you died when you didn't speak for so long."
Red: "I was just sleeping."
Alex: "What about white?Is he dead?"
White: "Why do you want to kill us,do you hate us that much?"
Alex didn't reply and continued to sat there for a while.
He decided not to waste anymore time. As Alex thought about reincarnating,space torn open and sucked him, sending him to a reality far in the cosmos.
Alex: 'How will I reincarnate?, will I be born from a womb or take over someone?,will I have a loving family or will be an orphan?'
Red: 'Probably an orphan.'
White: 'I think we will get a loving family.I've always wanted one.'
Red: 'What kind of world will we be going to?'
Alex: 'I don't know. It said it's completely random one.'
They stopped talking, as their conscious started to slip away but they did get the answers for their previous questions.
Alex: 'It's a womb and a woman having sex.'
That was the last thing he saw before his conscious settled into that woman's womb.