Opening my eyes to the ever so familiar void of infinite blackness I look about spotting Alex then looking down at my ghost-like body I can't but wonder what my soul will look like after it's fixed.
"Hey, how long you gonna stare at yourself?"
I don't know maybe I can find a dick on this thing and see about penetrating you. Seeing the window go red a non-existent smile spreads on my ghastly face. Ha... got you back for your protocol naming sense... Did you think I forgot?
The moment I had finished with my thought the red faded away from the window. "The truth will always be true but your vulgar childishness will always be meaningless." Hey!!! I have the right to get back at people when they insult me. Both are meaningless in the long run.
"True, I guess... Let's move on."
K, hey now that I think about it what's your opinion on that pervert grabbing me thing.
"I have no opinion. It isn't your actual body and only a fake soul connected to your own. Have a million woman harem for all I care it's all meaningless as long as you get enough energy to repair your soul cause eventually you or they will die and it'll only be us again."
Hmm... I'ma pass on the million woman harem as that sounds like a lot of work. Also just cause it's not my body or my actual soul doesn't mean it's not my mind and choices doing those things. So it's cheating in a way.
"The act of cheating as your memory defines it is a betrayal of trust in a monogamous relationship by breaking an implied promise of loyalty towards one another. As such if I say I don't care nor expect you to remain lonely in all your individual lifetimes it's not cheating regardless of what you think."
Hmm, ok cheating aside what about the bestiality thing?
"I would assume the largest moral barrier to bestiality is the inability to communicate or give consent and the feeling of violation of something lessor than yourself. However, you are not necessarily lesser than anyone based solely on potential, and with your current life in perspective, you can feel one another's feelings so consent would not only not be necessary to be placed in words but the hesitation that most would feel alongside it would also be shared."
A logical argument I don't know how well it fits into a moral issue but I'll set that aside for now... Ok then back to the evolution what are my choices, Alex?
"MistMonkey Evolution: Hands and thumbs for better crafting abilities. Along with a passive growth bonus to the mana regen skill.
Cloudy tools: A skill to use mana and mist to make different tools that are specially compacted and designed to flow in a way so despite being a thick cloud of mist they work almost exactly like a solid object. However, they can never truly be held.
Cloud box: A specially designed orb of clouds placed along the waistline that can be expanded eternally through a violent form of mist control allowing it to forcibly break the bounds of space keeping large objects inside without expanding the size of the orb. The larger and more object stored the more mana consumed at a time. May serve as a mana training skill due to its passive nature.
MistToad Evolution: Much like the previous frog-based evolution but doesn't abandon mist art grows the size of legs and removes wings.
Mist tongue: An infinitely expanding tongue that can multiply costing health based on the growth of the tongue. 'tentacle play lickie lickie'
Mist Bile: Passive raising of the acidic nature of the mist causing the dissolving of all things within mist in the events of creating a mist cover this ability could turn the environment into a swamp with no life forms.
MistChicken Evolution: Abandon the front legs and fixing the wings rearranging certain parts of the body forcing the body to always stand on its front legs and lowering health, defensive abilities, close combat attacks, however, it will sharpen the front of your face. This would typically also lower the body energy limit and minimum level for evolution however due to the previous evolution the effects are marginalized.
Mistegg: Ability to make eggs. None reproductive. The eggs can take on any element that is not flame and explode causing different effects.
Peck: Much like a pecking order this will cause you to have no women for yourself. This skill just allows you to stab people with your face. What do you expect?
Cloudblade: a specific skill to empower and create an attack based around the clouds wrapping your wings and turn them into scythes that slice downwards.
Mistvision: Much like all other birds you get some great eyes so this passive ability lets you see everything inside your mist as if nothing was before your eyes. This ability will steal the sensation of touch derived from the mist.
MistTraveler Evolution: A ghost inside the mist you become faster as the world slows when your mist covers it. No physical shape change. However, due to the act of abandoning the body focus in this evolution that is required to lighten yourself and connect the mist and your body to increase your own speed and naturally lower an enemies speed you will have your level requirement for evolution reduced by 10 times and your maximum energy storage reduced by 15times. Due to the weakening and softening of the body. This evolutions benefits do not oppose the mistbody skill as such with effort the cons can be removed however your maximum energy'exp' limit will always be 50% lower than your minimum from now on. Making it only possible to gain fifty percent worth of energy'exp' over your cap level in energy'exp' as opposed to the previous twice as many as your current cap level.
CloudyPavement: Travelers in a civilized world often make a companion of the road. Increases the speed and lightening the load for all people you deem allies who travel a set path inside your mist. Despite the name, it is not necessary to be placed upon the ground or any surface. No direct effect on self.
Wingblade: All travelers in the night need self-protection. Forcibly reshaping the front end of your wings to cut but removing the ability to fly until you stop using this skill.
Evermoving: Like a cloud that never truly stops during its lifetime you gain a passive bonus to stamina increasing the max mana, mental stamina, and physical stamina. No longer needing sleep only rest.
EtherealMist Evolution: Abandoning the body's solidity outright. Lower level requirement and max energy'exp' by ninety-nine percent. This evolution directly opposes the previous.
Phaseshift: Allows the physical form to shift through matter with less mana in it than yourself.
Mistclone: Due to lack of solid form it becomes possible to mass create secondary clones of yourself due to issues of capability it is not possible to create real clones so they lack cores and brains and may only act as additional hands and sacrificial pawns.
Cloud Hideaway: Create a world inside none living matter with no mana in it to house yourself."
Wow... that's a lot... I just going over the skills there's a lot there I want... but not a ton of it really fits me. Also, most of them have dumb names... I don't need clones or hands as I can make those out of clouds they won't be that great but less hassle is not a good reason to totally rearrange my body. So mist monkey is out entirely. I would love the storage but whatever. Cloud Hideaway seems cool but not being able to carry things in with me so always being poor and lonely means no on ethereal. No on killing everything without question and turning my environment into a swamp and no on becoming a chicken for obvious reasons... So Traveler it is... Just for the fact it doesn't directly oppose my previous work and most of all the passive bonus to all forms of stamina and mana pool. Also, I'll be safe from the pervert if I don't have to sleep anymore.