January 6, 2020, 9:45 PM
Uri: Hi. Aren't you gonna answer me?
Uri: When I could take you out on a date?
Piper is typing....
Uri: Hmm. Am I too fast?
Piper: No. Uhm. I was just surprised.
Uri: Why so?
Piper: Because Uri Gabriel is chatting with me right now and asking when he could take me on a date. This is....
Piper: Crazy...
Uri: Why is it crazy?
Piper is typing...
Uri: I just read your status. So I message you.
Uri Gabriel followed you.
Uri: Follow back, please. 😇
Piper: You did not. 😲
Uri: I did. So follow back, please. 🤗
Piper Dominique followed Uri Gabriel.
Uri: That's better. So when I could take you on a date?
Piper: Are you really like that? Speed.
Uri: Speed?
Piper: Yes. Speed. You're straightforward and fast.
Uri: Oh. Haha. Yes. I guess, I am and I think I would enjoy our date.
Piper: Really? Don't you enjoy those you date?
Uri: Not really. Half of them just wanna get laid and half of them just wanna try to get my attention and all. It's kinda boring.
Piper: And you don't think I won't bore you?
Piper: For sure you give your women the desire to have sex with you.
Uri: Whoah. I didn't expect that from you.
Uri: I want to be honest. So yes. I gave them what they want. I'm a giver like that.
Uri: And of course, you won't bore me. You are an interesting kind of lady, Dominique.
Piper: Just Piper. Not Dominique please.
Uri: Why not Dominique? I think it's cute and it suits you.
Piper: I just don't like it.
Uri: Hmmm.
Uri: I want to ask why but I don't want to be that nosy kind of guy.
Piper: Good then.
Uri: Okay then, PD.
Piper: PD? 🙄
Uri: Yeah. Like Piper Dominique.
Piper: That's what I thought so. But why PD?
Uri: It's just PD, a shortcut of your name. You can call me UG if you like.
Piper: UG.
Piper: Uri Gabriel.
Piper: I guess, I'll call you UG then.
Uri: Yes, PD. You can call me UG.
Piper: Weird.
Piper: I never think you are this kind of friendly guy. I know that you are not approachable. So I feel like this is so weird in so many ways.
Uri: So you've been observing me.
Uri: And maybe yes, this is weird.
Piper: And you don't seem the kind of guy who uses Instabook. Your profile doesn't have anything on it. Not even a single photo. Oh, no! Are you a poser?
Piper: Omygee. You are a poser!
Uri: Wow. Really? Me? A poser?
Piper: Yes. As far as I know, Uri doesn't usually use his phone. He doesn't text, chat or calls someone he doesn't really know. Not even his friends. Maybe, he texts or calls his friends but that's a rare case. And I am sure, he doesn't have a social media like Instabook. So you are a poser.
Uri: Hmmm.
Piper: You should stop pretending someone you are not.
Uri: You really believe that I am a poser?
Piper: Yes. Uri won't ever uses Instabook. He's not like that. So please. Stop pretending to be Uri!
Piper Dominique unfollowed Uri Gabriel
Uri: Wow. You unfollowed me. Okay then.
Uri: *sent a photo*
Uri: Or maybe a photo is not enough.
Uri: *sent a video clip*
Piper: HOLY MOTHER OF FORK!!! 😲😲😲😳😳😳😱😱😱