Meanwhile during the Entrance Exam in a dark room filled with monitors. Shadowy figures talked amongst each other in the dark discussing what they were viewing. "It seems we have a good selection this year." "Yes we can certainly all types from insightful, agile, quick thinkers, and of course sheer fighting power." "That tasty looking one with the lightning, what exactly is his quirk?"
A small figure replied to the sultry voice "He is a unique little problem child that was rescued by Gran Torino about 5 years ago. For now I'll say he has many tricks up his sleeve but regardless I'm glad he is here rather than fending for himself on the streets as a villain."
A tired voice decided to chip in his two cents "Remeber midnight relationships between facility and students is forbidden." While some thought the statement was unneeded until they looked to the one described them to the now revealed Midnight shifting uncomfortably with a blushing expression.
One week later. "Brat! Mail!" Being too early for this shit I yelled "HK!" a moment later a synthetic voice echoed out "Mockery: Droid, fetch this. Droid, translate that. Droid, clean out the trash compactor." Moments later a suitcase and a letter come flying at my sleeping form in bed only to be swatted aside since I don't want to wake the sleeping beauty beside me lest she learn why it is called morning wood. Temptation rises but is ultimately quelled for the meantime.
After about half an hour of staring which admittedly creepy but I can't give a flying fuck she begins to stir and greet me burying her face in my chest. "I got my letter and uniform, we will probably need to go by your place to pick up yours Momo."
M: "What place did you get?" I: "Let's find out." I grab the letter and slid out the metal disc and let the hologram play out in front of us till it shows the scoreboard listing me at a solid second place, probably behind Deku since he grew quickly in those 10 months but progress will slow down eventually. It was pretty good but I began turning the cogs in my brain plotting a plan of attack for my next great conquest, a hint a playfulness twinkles in my eye as I pull Momo's chin up to me.
She closed her eyes and leaned in planting a soft supple kiss on my lips and that same euphoric feeling shot through my body like it has dozens of times with her. I: "You know gramps will be gone for the next few days, you know the deal hero work and all. Since I got second place maybe we could celebrate, I'll make a nice pork roast and we can I dunno sneak a little sake." I see the hesitation in her but it sounds so tempting. I would never force should she say no but the corruption is a little too deep for her to not be a bad girl for one night. With a small nod I start making plans and work to make it perfect night.
I like to think I did it too. The food was amazing as always, the sake wasn't much but it loosened us up like grease on gears, the droids were completely offline none of their shit or interruptions, scented candles, and lastly nice new satin fabric linens. I shan't describe the night we had because the author believes he is trash at sex sense but if I had to pick a few choice words to describe the tangling of limbs between two amateurs would be adventurous, passionate, and sensual.
The following week we were even closer than before and I'm surprised to say Momo was a little bit of a freak with how and when she got turned on but I supported her while scaring off any other men with killing intent while we enjoyed this week before the start of UA.
Hand in hand the two of us in uniform walked the halls of UA until we stopped upon the massively oversized door to classroom 1-A and slide the door for us to enter which caught the attention of everyone already here especially the pink gossip queen looking at what appeared to be a match made in heaven that looked so good that she would say the author wrote it. Moving on from my self deprecating 4th wall breaking jokes I went to pick a desk right next to her towards the back as other swarmed to introduce themselves.
After introductions everyone settles down waiting for the next person to come through the door or making small talk. After a while Tenya came in and started chewing Bakugo out for his choice of posture with the desk. After a bit Deku finally came it where Tenya introduced himself and praised him for finding the hidden meaning in the test. I notice Deku flick his eyes to me with a question in the air and I shake my head with a shake noting that Tenya did not approach me or try to make amends for his words before the practical exam. A moment more and Ochako appears greeting both and thanking Deku for saving her and such.
Then the bell rings and we are greeted to the hobo that is somehow a teacher, Aizawa Shouta aka Eraserhead. You guys should know the shtick by now as we all head to the changing rooms and get going to move into the he gym uniforms but one small hitch was made as Kirishima notices something in my left shoulder. "Dude! You got a tattoo that is so manly!" Immediately pulling everyone's attention. I did get a tattoo a matching one infact with Deku, it is the ANBU tattoo.
All the guys finishing up or finished crowd around me to get a good look and it is mixed reactions since it ain't much but I decide to throw Deku under the bus and point to his left shoulder exposing the matching tats. I quickly finish getting done and make my escape while everyone trickles our soon after. Once all of us arrive he complains and has Bakugo set the precedent for the softball pitch. Telling us to go all out "Plus Ultra" I raise a questioning eyebrow and he seems to notice as he give me a specific nod telling me he knows and yes.
So that is what I do. In the 50 meter dash I used a shushin to complete it in 0.74 seconds with hand seals when normally I would as about half a second to use it without. Personally that is because I want to train it to the point I can go as fast and rapid as Shushin no Shisui so I practice seal-less shushin as much as possible. Grip strength I go all in using magic, chakra, and the force to reinforce my strength getting a score of 754kgw. I could have brute forces it with straight telekinesis and the force but I genuinely wanted to seem my strength with all out power up.
Standing long jump was interesting thanks to a little magic for glide. Standing sideways jump was what I always did to practice afterimage clones which confused the hell out of my classmates this saw two of me standing there but still got an amazing score. For the pitch I used Susanoo and constructed a bow like sasuke's send it flying for a good 3.74 km. Seated toe touch as fine as a ninja needs to be flexible, sit-ups no problem I tied with someone but I was more focused on Momo and keeping eyes out for people ogling Momo that weren't me. Finally the endurance run where me and Deku tied for second behind Iida.
The final scores were changed by the last two places Izuku & Mineta, now Itachi & Izuku were 2nd and 1st respectively. I gotta respect the guy his stronger physique plus chakra reinforcing his body allowed him to control more of OFA than I expected from him. Everyone in class was looking at us like monsters save my girlfriend and todoroki looking more annoyed than anything. Once Aizawa was gone and everyone thought he pulled one over on us I turn to Deku with a playful smile saying "Didn't he expel an entire class last year, Deku?" He gets where I'm going and says "Yeah it was ruthless." Putting the fear of god into our classmates even Todoroki faltered in his steps.