author:"Welcome to another boring stor-"

MC:"what the hell author!,my life is not as boring as yours!"

author:"shut up already and let me start the story"

MC:"hmm fine"

Meanwhile in the country of Philippines,there live a 18 year old air headed vocaloid fan known by the name 'Fhon',hes an orphan at the tender age of 14 and that's how he came to love vocaloids,you can even call his room a warehouse if not worst ,just as he is waking up from his bed,I the almighty author decided to send him to other world !'nah just joking it's not really me but somebody else'

Mc:*silently muttering*"muka kang tubol(you look like shit)"

author:"are you saying something"

Mc"nothing,nothing"

Back to the story

Well as he is waking up from his bed,preparing his daily needs he suddenly got teleported to 'heaven''nah not really it's just another endless dark void'

???:"you are chosen to be transmigrated into our world,human "

And as he is wandering around silently cursing the author cause he know he'll be like those novel protagonists,a grand and beautiful celestial like voice appeared out of nowhere,and tada!!,a beautiful man appeared'nah not really it's just an naked old man who looks feminine and naked for whatever reason'

Our little mc got surprised seeing someone suddenly appear out of nowhere,But quickly notice his lack of clothes

Mc:"Ohh wait wheres your clothes!?!?"

But the beautiful lady*cough*I mean naked old man just have a smug and proud look on his face as he show more of his ol-*cough*beautiful body.

Old man:"Nah clothes?,i don't need clothes,it only hides the beauty of this beautiful celestial body"

Our little mc don't know whether he will laugh or cry but he still keep his cool and decided to ask.

Mc:"So who are you?"

The old man simply replied with.

Old man:"Well,you can call me God"

Our little mc still don't know how to react,But our little mc felt that the old man's title is simply too overrated so he gave a suggestion.

Mc:"It's too plain and cliche,Wanna change it old man?"

The old man think for a second and realized that the young man's statement is somewhat right.

Old man:"Hmm Indeed,Everyone in the godly palace call themselves as god of xxx or goddess of xxx"

Our little mc grinned evilly as he though of something.

Mc:"What about let's change it to Jhony sins?"

The old man's face contort slightly as if he want to punch the person in front of him

Old man:"Do you wanna die?"

Mc:"Not really"

Old man:"Nah,forget about the name I don't care anymore"

Mc:"Fine,let's go back to the business "

Old man:"fine,5 wishes.I'm giving you 5 wishes"

Mc:"First I want a Gacha where i can spin random characters,Of couse free of charge.

Second,I want a cast endless inter dimensional space where i can merge things together to get a

better and stronger stuff

Third,I want a system where i can buy everything that exist,things that should not exist and

things that don't exist

Fourth,I want to have an infinite amount of the system currency

Fifth,I want to have a body that can endure every stuff i'll buy in the system"

The old man though for a minute whether he should grant his wishes or not,but ultimately decide to grant it.

Old man:"Your wishes is simply too absurd,Fine granted,But i will put a restriction to your system,You

will know it later"

Mc:"Well,good bye jhony Sins"

replied our mc as he laugh loudly

Old man:"You!!!'

The old man now know that he should really punch this person in front of him.

But our little mc already disappeared teleported into somewhere only god knows.