"I don't believe that either. If Diablo sells over five hundred thousand copies, no. Ten thousand copies, I'll eat my monitor!"
"I'll eat my USB drive!"
"I'll eat my coffee mug!"
"Why don't you guys just go for one hundred million sales? That way you guys don't have to do anything. What's the point of going for eight hundred thousand if you don't want to eat anything anyways."
"I've written down the names of the posters, I'll be going after you guys when Diablo makes it."
"Look at the brain dead Chen Mo fan."
"So what if I'm a brain dead Chen Mo fan. Think about it, haven't all of Chen Mo's games done extremely well?"
"He really has lost his marbles! You can keep singing the songs of praise, I'll be taking my leave."
