Inside the Princess Slimes Room a servant slime slowly knock.
Booing.. Booing..
"What do you want leave me alone!"
"Princess Your Father just left to war with the Evil Humans!"
"What the!? The evil humans appeared again!?"
"Yes Princess! The King and Sage Slime gather their Royal Slime Army and went to battle!"
"What are those two thinking when both of them had no blessing related to war!"
"The King and Sage was excited as the Princess was victorious against the Evil Human in the past they also wanted such achievement!"
"Curse those two! I never said I fought the Evil human and defeated it!"
"But Princess the Sage Slime has told your tales for already a thousand years!"
"What!? A thousand years already pass by? I just feel like it was just a few days ago since I gather my army against them"
"Yes princes your Heroic Story has been heard all over across the entire Slime Kingdom!"
The Princess Slime Can't help but get angry as it thought how the Sage Slime changes the story and made her a hero.
Prepare my army I well follow those two fools or else they well be annihilated.
But before the Princess Army has gathered her Royal Slime army the Scholar Slime arrive with grave news.
"My Princes Thanks The God of Slime your already out of your seclusion!"
"And you are!?"
"Princess I am a Scholar Slime!"
"Scholar Slime!?"
"Ahhh.. Princess that's not important! I need to inform you of the outcome of the battle!"
The Scholar Slime Exaggerated her story as she told the Princess how badly their force was destroyed and captured.
The Princess can't help but feel aggravated as she remember how cruel the evil human race especially the little human who seem to be their King.
"Prepare My Royal Slime Army we will Save my Foolish Father and the Sage!"
When the Princes and her Army started to march outside the Slime Kingdom they encountered the Sage Slime along with the thousand Royal Slimes who survive and escape.
"Sage Slime where's my father!?"
The Princess Slime nervously ask as she feel that something bad had happen.
"Princess please we must escape!His Highness the KING has use the forbidden spell so he can buy as some time to escape!"
"FOOL! are you out of your mind!? REMEMBER this Sage Slime if something happens to my Father you well be joining him towards his death!"
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The Princess has mix feelings about the Forbidden Spell
She hopes that her father survive such calamity but the Forbidden Spell was like a double edge sword, while it can defeat the enemy it well also attack their own kind.
From the memory of the Ancient that awaken from the Princess Bloodline such Forbidden Spell well devour everything on its surroundings until it die from hunger.
If the Evil Human's defeated them his Father well surely Die but if Her father defeat the Evil Humans then won't her Kingdom of Slimes be the next target.
That is why she called the two of them FOOLS no matter the outcome it's a disaster.
"Never mind that prepare to march towards the Evil Human's Location!"
"Let me have the honor to guide you my princess!"
"Ok Scholar Slime Guide the way!"
But another problem arise as the Royal Slimes who just escape from the Evil Humans started to spread fear.
They exaggerated their experience and some already run somewhere to hide.
"Moommyy Slime I don't want to return to that hell!"
"Sage you bastard let me punch you!"
"Nooo we will not go back from that place!"
"Run! Escape! Hide! The evil humans has come!"
The Royal slime cowardly shouted as some of them also blamed the Sage Slime for telling the a false story.
The Princess Slime seeing that the Royal Slimes started to Panic Shouted to calm the Royal Slime Army.
"FOOLS! YOU DARE RUN AWAY!"
"REMEMBER THIS! THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN OR HIDE!"
"FIGHT OR DIE WITH ME!"
The Princess Heroic Voice made the Royal Slime realize that this is the real deal.
Unlike the King and Sage Slime the Princess was the idol and Hero of the Slime Kingdom and also the Strongest Slime that once defeated the Evil Human Race.
"Royal Slimes! I never told a LIE! Here is the PRINCESS with her fighting we are INVINCIBLE!"
The Sage Slime didn't forget to flex as he again distorted the truth as he was likely a fanatic believer of the Princess Slime.
The Princess Slime wanted to reprimand the Sage Slime but upon thinking that it boosted the Moral of her Royal Slime Army she just let it be.
"And so the great march of the Princess Slime as She again made another Epic tale against the battle towards the Evil Human Race."
The Little Scholar Slime can't help but record this scene where she saw the Princess Slime leading the Royal Slime army.
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Meanwhile at Saferu's camp.
"WOhhhooooooooooo!! Ahoooooo!!"
"Mother dear mother dear come here drink here!"
"Long Live the King! The Queen is sooo SEXY!Wohooo"
"My Precious! My Precious I well marry you my precious wine!"
Saferu's army manage to subdue the humongous Demi-God Slime as what was left of its large size was the core which also was the King Slime.
While Saferu's side also had some casualty that was because some idiotic drunk directly swam at the Demi-God Slimes body and got drown from it.
Almost a hundredth of this idiots died from over drinking.
More than a thousand barbaric soldier swarm the Demi-God Slime and it turned into oblivion in no time.
For some odd reason Huge barrels appeared out of nowhere and Crystal was busy giving orders as it confiscate some of the Demi-God Slime Liquid.
But the monster was so big that the barrels was full in no time.
"Husband please try this Super Extraordinary Exotic Drink! This is my own formula of the Legendary wine!"
Crystal was holding a bottle with a golden like liquid inside.
It looks normal in the outside but after Saferu's experience of the Slime Soup he won't dare to drink it first!.
"Crystal Dear look we need to let Grandpa Corseno Drink it first! We must first show respect towards our elders!"
Grandpa Corseno was move to tears as he was proud to have a son in law and also his King that shows much respect to him.
"Crystal your husband is right! Give me that let me Drink the first bottle!"
Grandpa Corseno as someone who loves to drink didn't hold back and directly snatch the bottle on Crystals Hand leaving Crystal Dumbfounded.
But upon hearing her husband plea she reluctantly took another bottle from out of nowhere.
It seems she already know that this was bound to happen and so she already prepared another bottle for her king.
"DELICIOUS! CRYSTAL DEAR THIS DRINK IS SUPERB!"
Grandpa Corseno's face instantly turned red as He made a giant leap and was happily jumping like a mad man while shouting how glad he was being alive.
Upon seeing that nothing bad happen Saferu finally relieve from his worries.
He took the bottle from Crystals hand and pour it to a glass.
He can smell a very strong smell of wine and other ingredients.
As he took a drink from it he suddenly collapse.
Crystal panic and tried to approach her husband but she realize he was just sleeping so she carried him inside the camp and gently put him in bed.
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[Player Saferu Obtain The tongue of Slimes Passive Skill]
[Player Saferu can now talk to the slime race]
As a player Saferu didn't know that Drinking Crystal's wine well allow him to obtain a special skill.
He pass out and enter a Dream like state without hearing the system voice.
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Saferu was Dreaming or that is what he believes.
He was in an empty space of black and white.
In front him was an Old Drunkard who was drinking a huge bottle of Wine.
"Ohh... Saferu your finally here!"
"Grandpa how do you know my name!?"
"Ahh lets just skip that annoying part! I'm here because I wanted you to send me a bottle of what you just drunk!"
"You mean the wine my wife made?"
"Ha ha ha that's right you one lucky bastard! Your wife surely is amazing to create such wine that even I notice!"
Saferu has no idea who the old man was but seeing that he means no harm he promise him to sent him some wine that Crystal made.
"Also send me some Raw Liquid from the God-Slime while your at it!"
"Hey old man how do you know about all of this who are you!"
Before Saferu can finish his question he was drag by some unknown force and was forcefully awaken.
"Husband your finally awake! I was worried that the Wine was very strong and might harm your body.."
As Crystal was talking to him, His attention was mainly at the new function that appeared out of nowhere from the system.
(BakaNoBaka)
[The God of Wine Huboguko has sent you a Friend Request Do you wish to accept]
(Yes) (No)
Saferu press yes and another interface appeared which was like a message box.
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Huboguko: Took you awhile boy now send me those things don't worry I well rewards you!
Saferu: Just a sec..
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Saferu was not that surprise as he was already suspicious and he also was aware that god's existed because of the blessings.
"Crystal dear can u get me a barrel of raw liquid of the Demi-God Slime and also another bottle of that drinks you made!"
"Husband did you like it that much! Wait I well get that stuff immediately"
Crystal run outside and return after a few minutes.
The Big barrel looks quite cute when Crystal was holding it with her muscular hands.
Saferu Absorb the things on his system and sent it to Huboguko.
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Huboguko immediately replied
"Thanks Kid I owe you one!"
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[Player Saferu Receive Assorted Wine Set From the God of Wines Huboguko]
[Wine of Courage x2]
-Remove debuff status and immune to status ailments for 1 hour.
[Wine of Recovery x10]
-Recover 10000 Hp after Drinking
[Wine of Power x5]
-Increase Attack power by 100% for 15 minutes
[Wine of Revival x2]
-Revive Fallen Hero after it died with in 1 hour limit.
[Mysterious Wine x10]
-Obtain Random Status
-God of Wine favorite drink as it gave the feeling of the unknown.
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It was the first time Saferu interact with a god and he surprisingly found out that the gods are not that scary.
The wines he receive was something that well come handy in the future especially the Revive wine where it can revive a dead hero.
Saferu wanted to try the wines but as he read their description he knows that it would be such a waste to drink them.
Then he notice the Mysterious Wine and had another idea.
It seem the God of Wine knows that he won't be drinking them so he added this Mysterious wine for fun.
(Just one bottle and I well also share it with Grandpa and Crystal) Saferu can't help but wanted to taste this Mysterious wine so he called Crystal and Grandpa to have a drink.
"Crystal I just receive some bottle of wine from the God of Wine let's have a try on it!"
"Husband I LOVE YOU! you are so nice to me!"
"Crystal your so lucky your husband just receive a wine from the gods and he even let us have a taste of it!"
"CHEERS!"x3
As the three drunk the glass filled with Mysterious Wine it's random status effect instantly appeared!
Crystal shrank and became a Sexy Petite girl.
Grandpa Corseno Became a little kid.
And as for Saferu he look normal as nothing happen but on a closer look his eyes seems to change as if becoming another being.
(BakaNoBaka)
[WARNING PLAYER SAFERU ACTIVATED THE CURSE OF REVERSAL]
[Negative Status Ailment will disappear in 58 minutes]
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"BWAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS STRANGE FEELING! My beautiful wife come embrace this king!"
Crystal who was still not in her right mind after changing was instantly grab by Saferu and carried her towards the bed and Saferu also did not forget to kick the little kid out side.
Dark Saferu instantly destroyed Crystals lose dress as He can't help but devour the beauty in front of him.
"My beautiful wife let me have a taste of you!"
(AN: Let's called him Dark Saferu for now)
But before he started to embrace Crystal he clearly heard a loud Familiar Voice Shouting From a Far.
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"EVIL HUMAN'S RELEASE MY FATHER!"
It was the Princess slime who just arrive and saw her father in a cage guarded by some soldiers.
She was so Angry the She shouted with all her might.
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"DAMN YOU SLIME! YOU DARE WASTE THIS KINGS PRECIOUS TIME!"
Dark Saferu was so angry because the arrival of the Princess Slime and her Royal Slime Army destroyed his good time with her wife Crystal.
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