Ling Jue frowned. "Dye his hair?"
"Yeah." Tang Yuan crawled into her earring and made a sound. "It's that old man Xia. Didn't he glare at you last time? I... I went over to his head and poop the stench. Unfortunately, the stench this time is purple. I wish it was green."
It could brew the stench seven times in its lifetime. Purple, green, blue, green, yellow, orange, and red. That's right, it was that cool.
This time, it would brew a purple one first, and the next time, it would brew a green one for him.
"...Purple?" The corner of Ling Jue's mouth twitched. It was forbidden to dye one's hair in school. As a professor, she wondered if it would be terrible if he showed up with a cool purple hair...
Tang Yuan felt that Lord Jue was in a good mood. It came out and asked weakly, "Lord Jue, aren't you going to beat me up?"
"Why would I beat you up?" Ling Jue pinched its face. "I think you did a good job."
That person's most important thing was his face. How would he feel if he was humiliated in front of so many students?
Hehe.
According to Lu Yilie, the damage he had done to Feng Yulin back then was much lighter than what he had suffered now.
Tang Yuan's eyes lit up. "Lord Jue, do you think Lord Tang Yuan did the right thing?!"
Ling Jue poked its belly. "That's right. Also, why would I beat up the cutest Tang Yuan in my family because of a hateful person?"
"Lord Jue..." Tang Yuan looked at her, touched. Its eyes were filled with tears as it threw itself into her arms. "Lord Jue, the person I love the most is you."
It was great to meet Lord Jue in this life.
She had given it life and treated it so well.
She had tolerated it for so many troublesome things. It was the one she loved the most.
Ling Jue's eyes sparkled, and her lips curled into a loving smile. Then, she thought of something and pulled it away with a smirk. "Did you wash your butt when you poop?"
Tang Yuan blinked its big eyes. "I didn't."
"...I want to throw you across the field." She lowered her head and looked at her chest. If it dyed it with any strange colors, she would definitely exterminate the insects...
Tang Yuan smiled proudly. "Don't worry, Lord Jue. I already wiped it when I came here just now. Hehe."
Ling Jue raised her eyebrows. She suddenly remembered that Tang Yuan had rubbed against the person lying on the ground just now.
She turned to look at Lu Yilie who was lying on the grass. As expected, she saw that there was a hint of purple on his army green clothes.
Ling Jue picked Tang Yuan up. "Is it okay for your fur to be stinky?"
Its white fur was not dyed purple.
"Lord Jue, you don't know that, do you?" Tang Yuan put its hands on its waist and looked like it was trying to show off. "My stench won't stain myself, but once someone else gets it, no matter what method they use, they won't be able to get rid of it. It will always be purple..."
The corners of Ling Jue's lips curled up. Very good.
...
At that moment, Xia Wucheng was sitting on a stool, waiting for a professional hair colorist to dye his hair.
With his head of purple hair, he would turn 100% of heads when he walked on the road.
It really pissed him off. He was already 65 years old, but he still had a head of purple hair. His old face was gone.
Two hours later, he washed the things on his head clean. The hair colorist was also stunned.
Xia Wucheng looked at his reflection in the mirror and saw that he still had a head full of purple hair. He felt a sharp pain in his heart.
"Wucheng!" Ruan Binglian quickly went over to help him up.
The group of people quickly sent him to the car and sent him to the hospital.
Feng Yulin was driving. Because there was a traffic jam ahead, he stopped the car and turned his head to look. He saw the person who was helped into the car. His head full of purple hair was particularly eye-catching. His eyes dimmed slightly, and the corners of his mouth curled up into a smile.
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**: As a trustworthy author, I'll do what I said I'd do with the recommendation ticket plus the update.