WARNING Spoiler of the novel My Yin turned Yang.
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As Chu Jiayi and Ting Ting disappeared into the dimensional portal, another figure appeared in the jade empress's drawing-room. He was a tall man, prettier than the divine stars, with long white hair and violet eyes, full pink lips and majestic phoenix eyes.
"Karla-03! Oh, have you arrived just now? How was your trip, did you find a body for your lovely cousin? "Goddess Lan Lan got up from her chair and excitedly walked over to the tall, handsome man.
"Not yet, my young mistress is getting weaker, no matter if I'm feeding her the Thousand-Year Peach Nectar, your soul is getting very weak! I went to Grandma Meng and she said my young mistress would only be two or three years old if I didn't find a body for her in the meantime. Fortunately, Grandma Meng told me that since last year I took the young master's soul to her, reincarnation would be possible, but even so, she would be lucky to reincarnate as a little bird or a plant since her soul is very weak, "said the handsome man, summarizing his many years of travel with his young master.
Of course, Grandma Meng that Karla-03 was referring to was a kind of underworld that gave a soup pot of oblivion to direct the soul of the dead to their new reincarnation. There is really a Grandma Meng, who is the manager of all this, this is the person Karla-03 spoke to get this information.
"That is terrible! Have you spoken to Grandpa of Destiny? He could help you find the right body! "Said the goddess Lan Lan trying to cheer up her friend, who looked very downcast.
"I already spoke to the god of destiny Tai, he told me a few things. I had already gone to a certain universe and searched on a certain planet, but could not find this person, whose body is compatible with the soul of the young master. Grandpa Tai told me that I went at the wrong time since this body wasn't even born yet! I don't know what to do anymore! If the young master reincarnates like a piece of grass, I will have failed my mission! "Said Karla-03 sadly.
After many years of wandering through the stars and worlds, this AI system found the goddess Lan Lan before she was a powerful goddess and wife of the Jade Emperor.
The two then wandered into many worlds, until finally the goddess Lan Lan became Empress of the Thousand Mountains, thus granting a body to IA Karla-03, who identified herself as a male, adding this to the fujoshi tendencies of the goddess. Lan Lan, Karla-03 has become a beautiful alluring gongo!
The goddess Lan Lan even wanted Karla-03 to change his name to something like Tai-Yang or Long Wei or Song Yan, but Karla-03 refused to change her name until he fulfilled his mission with his young master.
"I'm going to help you! Do you even know this person's name? So I can ask around if this person was born. "Asked the goddess Lan Lan holding the big hand of this handsome man who would make the hearts of several ladies melt in a puddle!
Yes, the goddess Lan Lan liked to eat the gongo and shous tofus, luckily the jade emperor didn't care about that since none of these people coveted his beloved wife!
"I appreciate it, you know you're the only person I trust most in all the many universes!" Said Karla-03 shaking his friend's hand, even though he knew he was taking some of his tofu. Honestly, he also took some tofu out of her as he pinched her pink cheeks when he felt sad, so they were both even.
This was a beautiful friendship based on secrets and tofus!
"Well, this person's name is Chu Jiayi, he has a lotus body and has the ice phoenix lineage. His lineage is very strong, which means his lineage is sealed, for the grandpa of fate said that this body has the flames of ice nirvana that could restore a soul completely! "Said the handsome man with a thoughtful look, remembering the conversation he had with Grandpa Tai.
Goddess Lan Lan: (...)
"Really what are you telling me? Isn't that a lie? "The goddess Lan Lan said agitatedly, even took off her face mask, revealing her beautiful and charming face to the world.
"What's it? Do you know anything?" The handsome man asked quickly, seeing his best friend's a surprised expression.
"I just rescued the soul of a shou man named Chu Jiayi, I took advantage that gong Tao Kang had freaked out when he didn't find my cousin Meng Meng, who helped him for a long time hiding them. So this gong has gone mad and finally revealed its true colors, he is my husband's brother! Do you believe that? Yes, I was shocked! Likewise, I was shocked when you brought my missing cousin with you! That's too coincidental… "said goddess Lan Lan once again losing focus of the conversation, making Karla-03 sigh as he saw his friend slowly again.
"Lan Lan, my dear come back to Chu Jiayi's business. We've already established that your cousin has no memory, so it's best not to disclose it around. Besides, my young mistress will turn to grass if I can't get Chu Jiayi's body! "Said the man urgently in his voice.
"Oh yes, I'm sorry! I am always traveling in my thoughts. So taking advantage of my brother-in-law Tao Kang used his powers to beat the time god, who thus granted his wish to go back in time or something, I'm not sure how that happened…" The goddess Lan Lan said a little thoughtfully, she really didn't know how Tao Kang broke time and space or how he convinced the god of time and space to do so.
"Anyway, I rescued Chu Jiayi's soul and I gave him several powerful items so he could beat that naughty bitch! Do you believe this naughty bitch tried to kill my brother-in-law? Well, he deserved a beating for having a harem of flowers!" The goddess Lan Lan said a little angrily, what she hated most were the men who collected flowers. Even the Jade Emperor had only herself as his mate.
In their marriages, there was no concubines or anything else. If the emperor had been a flower collector, the goddess Lan Lan would have run away long ago and found another man for her!
Jade Emperor: (...)
Why did he feel that his wife wanted to run away from home? Was she in a new rebel phase?! Or did someone steal her romance between men? The poor jade emperor can only keep his expression steady while his imperial counselors talked about the many problems of the gods, but he wanted to run home to his chatty wife.
"Continuing, I just sent Chu Jiayi back to his own body. Well, you can have time and make a trade with Chu Jiayi, remember to give him a good body so he can be happy with a good gong! "Said the goddess Lan Lan taking a ring made of silver and had a piece of Red jade-like jewelry.
LanLan stopped talking a little and became thoughtful as if she had remembered something and made the conversation again with Karla-03:
"Inside that ring is a powerful item that can connect you to our friend Alessandra. As you wandered around, she messages me sadly, saying that her new master had encountered danger and had her soul wounded, so even if I sent help now it would be too late to regain that young master's full soul. You can send Chu Jiayi to this world, this ring will have an item that will help put the soul of the young master in a safe place to recover. So Alessandra can make her young master reincarnate without having to go through Grandma Meng! "Said goddess Lan Lan throwing the ring at Karla-03.
"You stole Grandma Meng's nirvana egg again! Aya! Grandma Meng will be furious about it! "Said Karla-03 taking the ring as if holding a bomb.
"This nirvana egg is not from our grandma Meng! It's from Grandma Meng from the Apeiron universe! Heehehe! What can this grandmother Meng from another universe do against me? "The goddess Lan Lan said smugly as she laughed like a foolish child, but still she looked as beautiful and delicate as a flower.
"Forget about this! In the future I will reward this egg you stole, after all, it is an exchange with Alessandra and Chu Jiayi "said the man sighing with regret. He always knew that his best friend liked to be in danger, but still, he cared about this silly goddess!
"Okay, stop lecturing me! Go to portal 19902, which is where Ting Ting sent Chu Jiayi, I hope all goes well for you and my cousin! "Said the goddess Lan Lan watching the handsome man hurry away and then disappear from the living room.
"Aya! So jealous! My cousin will have the body of the most beautiful man in the world… Hope that means she and the harem flower Tao Kang will meet and papapapapa? Oh… That reminds me that bitch is coming back too… I need to prepare some panties to throw in that bitch's face! Oh, sure should I steal the panties of the goddess of lust? That would be very good! "The goddess Lan Lan began to think mischievously, so she fled to the opposite side of Karla-03, soon followed by Ting Ting, who had already warned the Jade Emperor that his empress would steal underwear from Gods again!