As my big brother taught me, one must always start with a greeting, so here's mine.

My name is Kizoku Hatsuzawa, I'm a 42 year old Yakuza member doing time for theft, and I was in love with Sato-sama's Butt.

Ever since it graced my view that day, ever since light reflected off of it dazzled my eyes, I've been in love. I wasn't alone. Ever since Sato-sama had transferred that day the entire ward had been in riot, his butt had entranced whoever dared to gaze upon it, and his hand punished those who foolishly thought they could easily grope it. Groping a secret agent is never an easy task. But today...today I'll do it.

I, Kizoku, was never one for brute force but rather strategic planning, my intellect made enemies urinate themselves in awe, made even the government give up on catching me, I only entered here on my own will, and now it's time to use my god given gift once more.

" Kizoku-Aniki, can you really do it?" Said Rei, my lackey and right hand man, he was a slim fella, but he was reliable.

"What do you think you idiot, you're talking to Kizoku Hatsuzawa, have you forgotten?" I shouted.

"I-I'm sorry but...It's Sato-sama we're talking, can we really...?" He pointed his eyes down in shame, such insolent behavior, but i understand his fear, this isn't a job for the weak after all.

"Place some faith in your boss you bastard, we'll definitely grope him tonight, you have my word!"

"Boss...." He clutches his fist, "let's do it."

"That's the spirit, now we'll need razors for this, can you get one from the guards?"

"Yes boss!"

"Alright then, let's go over the plan." We then spent the rest of the day reviewing all of its details, and the next day we began the operation.

The only time Sato-sama's butt is exposed is in the showers, the shower area is a huge square with multiple shower areas, it was close to a gym, for a prison it was rather clean, apparently it's a part of a governmental project to improve prisons or something, I didn't care, but it was perfect for our plan.

As me and Rei set up, four foolish slabs of meat gathered around Sato-sama, using violence again, the fools.

"Won't you give it out today? Don't worry, I'll only keep it for myself, I won't let anyone else have it." He smiles arrogantly. Sato-sama didn't reply and just continued washing himself as normal.

"You bastard." He shouted revealing a hidden razor. "Don't think we're like the third rates who attacked you before, we're yakuza executioners you bastard, secret service or not, we'll mess you up!" The four men lunged forward at Sato-sama with razors all at once, however, before anyone of them could land a hit, Sato-sama lunged at one of them and swung him around knocking out the rest, then he continued washing himself with a small pile of unconscious bodies next to him, that scene was quite common nowadays. But not anymore, for today it changes.

I strike a look at Rei. "You ready?"

"Yes." Rei exclaims confidently.

"Are you sure you remember every part of the plan? If you mess up just one element it'll all fall apart."

"Yeah."

"Then let the operation begin."

I quietly snuck behind Sato-sama while he was washing his back, I'm now in position, it's all on Rei.

"H-Hey Sato y-you bastard. Take this!"

Rei lunged full speed ahead at Sato-sama as Sato-sama began to prepare to beat him up, but just before he got to where Sato-sama is, he stopped, and now the plan starts.

"L-look." He grabs the razor and makes a cut on his arm and screams. "I cut my arm."

"Eh?" The other prisoner look astonished they had thought, he was attacking, but no, he was a distraction, now was my chance.

"Your ass is mine!" This was it, the pinnacle of my strategic planning, such a cunning plan, such a devilish entrapment, hehe, his ass is now mine.

My hand stretched forward, his butt is right ahead, oh so dazzling and beautiful, perfectly round pair of buttocks, full of meat, full of hope...

As I close the gap between us I start to see myself reflected on his butt, ah such a sight; I've dreamed about it for days.

My hand was almost within touching range when I felt a powerful grip on my hand, a grip so powerful it stopped my hand instantly, and there I was left with the image of me reflected in his butt, always seeking, never reaching.

He grabbed my wrist, hauled me over his back (during which I tried to use momentum to at least touch it with my feet but it was another failure) and threw me at Rei, I fell butt first on Rei's face, my tender butt cheeks enveloped his face whole before for an instance of time before I recoiled on the ground.

"Damn it!" I shouted, "I was so close!" I screamed, I had never felt so defeated, such a perfect devilish plan, ruined.

"I-it was my fault boss, I should've bled more."

"Of course it is, you'll make it up for me next time." I shouted at Rei.

"Y-yes boss." He responded with fear, such a scaredy cat he was.

"A-also boss..." he called me with his eyes facing the ground.

"What?" I ask with my head buried between my thighs in failure.

"Y-your butt w-was not bad at all as well."

"Oh." I look at Rei, was he always so handsome? "T-thank you." What is he saying that idiot, damn, stupid Rei. "You're hurt pretty bad aren't you, here come let me treat it."

"B-boss..." he blushes at me.

Today was a failure, but for some reason ever since that day my subordinate and I got a little closer.

"R-Rei..."