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Kill me with laughter

🇳🇬Char_the_great
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Ava has an illness but not exactly one, she is extremely blunt but over all kind and a sweetheart most people would say

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Chapter 1 - CH.1

Hi people I am Ava Anderson and I am just guess my age, you can find me in high school but most importantly an Ice cream shop. You must know one thing about me I am extremely BLUNT like it is an illness or something, well my introduction is over.

I have two best friends I call them crazy and psycho but their real names are Gabriella and Luan. Gabriella is form Brazil and Luan is from Japan, so let me specify Gabriella is crazy and Luan is psycho but I still love them with all my heart *cough* *cough*. So like yeah lets begin the day.

"Morning all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted through out the whole house.

"Shut up weirdo" My loving brother shouted.

"I am not weird, I am limited edition" I retorted.

"Will both of you shut up and get your assess down here and get out of my house" My mom yelled.

"Geez love you too mum" I mumbled.

My family is crazy as hell but we love each other so much, our mom is cool but there are limits that's one thing for her. My brother is a pain in my ass like he is so irritating he is like public nuisance and as well a tiger in sheep clothing can you imagine, for my dad there is nothing else to say but he is the coolest.

I finished all my business in my bathroom, then wore some vans, black ripped jeans and an over sized t-shirt they are my favourite. I carried my backpack and went downstairs only to be hit with the smell of pancakes and strawberries and some hot chocolate, I am drooling.

"Finish eating then get your scrawny asses out and I love you have a nice day at school" Mom said kissing both our foreheads.

"K"

We were both done with our breakfast, Luan came into our humble abode as if she owned it.

"Hurry up you snail we are getting late because of you" She exhaled.

"Shut up you want me to choke?" I asked giving her a stink eye.

"Yeah will bring some peace to this world" She said.

I rolled my eyes out loud if that is even real.

I finished breakfast and met up with Gabriella in the car and we headed to school together, we are basically known as the three musketeers if one is in danger the two will stick up for the weak one altogether we are inseparable.

We arrived school and headed to our lockers to get our books for first and second period which were Math, Physics and Biology, I am so frustrated I mean like who has math of all subjects in the morning?

As we were getting our books the head cheerleaders aka "the mean girls" walked in, they were walking right up to us.

"So Gabriella, how was your date" Lily the wickedess of them all if that word existed I would've used it but I will stick with the wicked witch of the west asked while snickering.

The bate is Gabriella went out with this popular guy or something. He picked her up from her house and took her to one restaurant I think but anyways the most embarrassing part is he INSULTED my best friend and thought it was fun, then he practically humiliated her in front of everybody that was present. I took the matter into my hands by walking up to him at school then kicked him where the sun don't shine and that's what he got for messing with my friends feelings.

Now back to the present, that was exhausting just to narrate a damn story I am lazy.

Gabriella kept quiet.

"You wouldn't answer me?" Lily asked.

"I suggest you leave" I said.

"Shut up no one spoke to you, just looking at you makes my eyes bleed" Lily said.

"No one tells ME to shut up, let's be straight up honest your make up makes a clown jealous cause the pink is literally blinding and any boy that sees that would rather crawl up a chickens ass and wait than get laid with the likes of you, oh and sweetie I suggest you sue your parents about that thing you call a face." I retorted.

Without even waiting for a comeback I took my books with Luan and Gabriella's books then dragged them away and we were out.

After the whole misunderstanding she has been giving me the glare of my life, I mean it wasn't that bad but I must admit it was a little harsh.

We were done with our classes and school finally that was so interesting, while we were packing up by our lockers we saw a crowd around something or someone I must say. Well it wasn't looking interesting so I just focus on getting the right books for my physics test tomorrow and I am already vexed because that teacher of ours is a pain on my backside.

The hall started buzzing like crazy and I got agitated.

"Yo people please shut the f*ck up our ears are going to fall of anytime soon" I said directing our to my friends and moi, I feel so special I can speak french.

The hall quieted a little.

"Thank you" I said.

Then there stepped a boy out of the crowd with raven dark hair, eyes as blue as the sky with such beautiful tan OMG I was already head over heels in love with his eyes, that only was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my entire life but tots not the same as looking at my husband's eyes Zayn Malik I mean like he is totally bae I mean have you seen him? if you have don't steal if you do I will hunt you down, I have eyes everywhere.

So now back to the topic, yeah he was saying something but I was only focused on one thing and guess what they were his gorgeous looking eyes so blue.

"I love your eyes" I said.

"Um....thanks I guess" He said taken aback.

"Your welcome" I say truthfully, can you imagine this cute dude looks taken aback by just one compliment? pu-lease he will get used to it when he is around me, hello I am the queen of compliments duh.

"You know you didn't have to shout out like that, it was really rude" He said scrunching his face.

"I think your face is rude" I said.

"No one's face can be rude" He said.

"Yes of course some one's face can be rude and I will tell you how, well with you scrunching up your face like that you look pretty rude and it makes you look so not cute, if you make that face in front of my mom she will think it's rude and insult you back to heaven" I retorted with a blank look.

"I got nothing to say to you." He said sounding irritated.

Then all the murmuring started and now it was worst than the buzzing, I heard some people say "She doesn't know?"

"I don't think so".

I turned to Luan and Gabriella with a questioning look.

"Let's just say that your illness has gone over board this time because that fine specimen is the principals son and I heard he is the type of person you wouldn't want as an enemy" Gabriella said in one breath.

"Can we go home now I am hungry!!!!!!!!!!" Luan practically shouted in my ear interrupting our conversation.

"That is absolutely rude Luan" I said.

"Your face is rude" She shot back.

"Shut up elephant, come on let's go to my place we can eat over there" I suggested.

"Yeah" They said in unison.

"Wait there is a very important question I must ask" Luan said.

"Which is?" I asked.

"Is your brother going to be there?" She asked hopefully.

"Yes but hey if both of you start dating and you break up better don't ruin our friendship because of him if that does happen I will personally wreck your magnificent car for you, no I can't do that the car costs your entire life so you wouldn't be able to pay back the money to your parents, I think I will just go with torturing you."

"Geez and I am called psycho, now lets go and eat I am basically starving" Luan said.

We walked out of the huge building and headed home. We made it to my place, I opened the front door after parking the car, Luan sprinted directly to the kitchen and I don't think I have ever seen her go that fast because the only time she runs that fast is if there is an animal on her trail, see what food can do to people? I mean.

Gabriella and I sat on the couch and watched Siren on Netflix, Siren is like one of my favourite series to watch so interesting we heard a knock on the door and Gabriella went to open it.

"Oh hey" Gabriella said with her eyes glued to the TV.

"Hi Max" I greeted.

"Hi creep" He said while walking into the house.

"You should feel honored that I didn't insult you or anything because the way you are attacking me I can just grant you with a shower of insults." I said in my best monotone voice.

"Yeah sure" He said as if searching for something or someone.

The thing is my best friend likes my brother and my brother feels the same way but they are so f*ck oblivious it is literally killing me slowly, I mean which kind of human being is that oblivious. Later on Luan walked in with our precious goods {food of course}, oh and guess what she stopped in her tracks when she saw my brother pu-lease.

"Um...he-hey" She stammered with this stupid looking smile.

"Hey" He said with a grin.

"Are you guys kidding me right now?, you two are so f*cking blind even mom saw it I mean like you both like each other but you guys are the most oblivious people I have ever met just ask her out already dude and stop beating around the bush." I said.

"I was going to ask her anyway" He said.

"So what is stopping you from it? ask her." I said.

"Luan will you like to go out with me?" He asked and you could clearly see he was nervous.

"Yes why not" She said shyly.

Are you guys serious right now? Shy did that really Luan I thought I taught you better than that Key word "thought".

"Finally, now bring me my food" I said eagerly.