There where two woman that went to heaven. The first one asked," how did you die?"
The second replied, "I froze to death." She paused then said,"How did you died?"
The second quickly replied and said, "Well I thought my husband was cheating on me so I came home from work sooner then usual and look for my husband he was on the couch watching tv. I knew there was some other women there so I searched and searched yelling at him where is she! I look in every closet and under the beds in the attic and my heart was racing so hard that I died of a heart attack."
The second said,"Well that's a pity if you had just looked in the fridge we would both still be alive now."