"What are the changes? Where is Luna's bed?" Lisa asks
"Luna? No you guys are my roommates. Luna lovegood is a Ravenclaw." The older looking Nova Black says
"It's okay... it's Luna, as 4th wall breaking as Deadpool. in several fanfics anyway. she should remember us." Shirone says
"Is her mother alive?" Sandstorm says worrying for the girl.
"No Luna's mother died in an ancient rune accident." Nova says
"So we jumped several timelines." Lisa says
"I think the time turner works by moving you to a new timeline and destroying your old one. It would be a pain to fix it. Not to mention they caused a paradox throwing us who knows into what timeline." Sandstorm says realizing how letting mortals mess with time is a bad idea.
"Just happy we were strong enough to know." Lisa says
"Did you guys hear mr.Filches cat was petrified last night?" Nova ask realizing they are talking about time travel and how confusing it is.
"Wait... the basilisk is still in the castle?" Sandstorm asks
"Yep." Nova answers
"Dear, just use your ability..." Lisa says wanting to know the full scope of the changes before she goes to class.
Sandstorm looks into the distance and starts shuttering.
"What happened?" Lisa asks holding the girl.
"Grindelwald seems to be alive." Sandstorm says
"Okay? Can't we easily defeat him?" Lisa asks
"He has the elder wand." Sandstorm says
"True that's a bit problematic since no one can really defeat us because our pride as a dragon is rather victory or death." Lisa says knowing that Harry will not be able to get the wand if they defeat Grindelwald.
"I have to go remove someone... the Major isn't dead." Sandstorm says before standing up and teleporting.
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"Why if it isn't the lovely half vampire that decimated my army along with the church." Says a robotic voice.
"To think you were still alive gear head." Sandstorm says pulling out Excalibur.
"I was human too, I had the human spirit." The Major says
"Any special plans I should know about before I kill you?" Sandstorm asks.
"Yes! I have this glorious plan!" The Major says and begins to ramble off pure bullshit about sharks and lasers.
"Did Seras's fight with you damage your memory cards?" Sandstorm asks
"Ye-No! No, I am per,fec,tly fi,ne." The Major says his voice skipping like a record player every few syllables.
Sandstorm suddenly pulls out a different sword from a golden gate and sheaths Excalibur.
" Sword of Selection,
grant me power!
Cleave the wicked!
Caliburn!"
Sandstorm yells swinging caliburn turning the Major into bits of dust and rust.
"How are Seras and Sir Integra doing if the Major is still alive?" Sandstorm asks herself.
(Fate: Sir Integra has been in the intensive care unit for the past few years with Seras running hellsing.)
"Let's go pay them a visit. Also Fate, find me every time turner in this world they need to be removed if they can cause this much lasting damage." Sandstorm says
(Fate: yes Creator-sama)
"Also get me the person who used the time turner in the last timeline they need to be removed."
(Fate: Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge.)
"So he was that upset with his loss of power that he basically destroyed the entire world for it." Sandstorm says realizing that power hungry insects would be better removed.
"Might as well get his secretary while I'm at it." Sandstorm says puting Caliburn back.