In a massive train station pushing luggage trolleys you see most of our group. Minus Wiz who went a head.
Walking down the hub in Kings cross they are looking for platform nine.
After looking down they see it.
'It's kind of a dead giveaway I mean who in their right mind has a pet owl.
I may also have edited the rules of Hogwarts with Fate and allowed "dogs" and "foxes".
Shirone has the hound of Baskerville in a cage. Me I have a red fox that would look like me if I were to transform.
I haven't decided to name her yet.'
"Ready Lisa! I remember doing this back home and being yelled at. That was such a fun trip to Britain." Sandstorm says remembering her time as Mike.
"Oh yeah you told me about that... you were in high school right?" Lisa says remembering.
"Yep... sneaking past the security to get on to the individual platforms was hard. But you better believe I ran into that pillar at full speed!" Sandstorm says breaking into a run ready to do this for her second time.
'And this time! I won't get a concussion!' She yells in her head running right through and hitting a pair of redheads on the other side.
Trunks and animal cages strewn about.
"Ow... Sorry!" Sandstorm shouts getting up faking to be hurt.
"FRED GEORGE!!! I looked away for 5 seconds and you already caused trouble! I'm tempted to keep you two trouble makers home!" Mrs Weasley.
"Sorry ma'am it was my fault. I just kinda ran through to fast." Sandstorm says stopping her from dragging the twins home. 'Please I really wanna befriend these to and exchange notes.'
"Deary... they made your hair orange." Mrs Weasley says
"So? I made theirs pink." Sandstorm says with a smile having noticed what they did to her and doing it back to them.
"Plus I know the counter hex..." Sandstorm says pulling out her pure White wand and tapping her hair returning it to silver.
"Fred, George, what did I say about causing trouble... are you trying to-" before Mr. Weasley can finish he notices Yoru and Realizing who she is.
"Sorry... Princess?"Mr. Weasley says trying to figure out how to address Sandstorm.
"Tch. Goblins can't keep a secret...." Sandstorm mutters however it's heard.
"Nice to meet you Mr. Weasley, I have heard about your muggle protection act you are trying to pass. It has my approval. My ancestors Sh-He, He has always wanted to protect he-his people. The citizens were what was cared for most in Britain. The King of Knights must always up hold chivalry no matter how old fashioned it is." Sandstorm says loud enough and with confidence.
Making just about every parent seeing their kid off to Hogwarts flinch.
And Several of the "pure blood" young masters snicker only to be smacked in the back of the head.
The group gets on the train and goes to find an an empty room.
Sandstorm immediately sits in the corner and pulls a blanket out of know where before going to sleep.
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Feeling her body move as the train comes to a stop Sandstorm wakes up. And Waves her hand as Hogwarts robes appear around her.
"First years over he're"Shouts a lovely half giant holding a lantern.
All the first years start following him.
"Four to a boat!"
Shirone, Sandstorm, and Lisa sir down. Petra suddenly has her seat taken by a blonde blur.
"Luna! Nice finally meeting you" Lisa says before hugging the girl.
'Fate? Why is Luna the same year as me and not Harry?'
(Fate:...*inaudible noise*)
'Please repeat?'
(Fate: Harem must be fed!)
Fate suddenly says before Sandstorm abruptly puts it offline and begins using fate coding in her mind to remove that weird harem part of the code.
'What could have corrupted fate... Only Lisa!' Sandstorm thinks in her mind be for suddenly blushing a crimson red on her cheeks.
By the time she's done fixing Fate they have arrived at the castle gates.
All the first years are then herded into the great hall where the sorting hat begins to sing.
"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them al-"
Yoru/Sandstorm gives it a quick glare and it goes silent.
'Say Fate? Was King Arthur a girl in this world?'
(Fate: The skeleton in king Arthur's supposed grave is a female skeleton. Accessing worlds memory... Yes, yes she was. Hidden by Merlin Similar to the fate world, except Merlin was not a lecher.)
After the sorting hat went silent the professors talked amongst themselves before deciding to introduce the new teacher, then do the sorting.
Sandstorm may have tweaked Wiz's identity a bit.
"Students I would like to introduce our new defense against the dark arts teacher who will be here at Hogwarts hopefully for a while, Wiz Wyllt" Dumbledore says making everyone go silent. While Wiz stands up from the table and bows.
(A/N look it up)
"Now for the sorting, when I read your names come up and dawn the hat." Mcgonagall says holding a piece of paper which looks like a scroll.
"Fred Weasley!" Mcgonagall says as George gets up.
"Pfft" Sandstorm quickly stifles her laughter.
"Gryffindor!!" The hat shouts
"George Weasley!" Mcgonagall shouts out.
"I'm already here professor!" George shouts sitting with the hat on.
After a bit of names
"Yoru Pendragon Gilgamesh!" Mcgonagall
The whole hall goes silent at the weight of that name.
Sandstorm walks up with a smile then winks at the Weasley twins.
Sandstorm grabs the hat but before she puts it on she casts The Scouring Charm wandless then Reparo as well making the hat look brand new.
Sandstorm sits down and puts on the hat.
"Thank you for that... I wonder why no one has done it before?" The hat says
"Your welcome. I wanna comment on common sense but mine is also a bit messed up..." Sandstorm says back
"Miss I need you to lower your shields... they look rather scary." The hat says looking at the 25 fully armored knights and castle shielding her mind.
Yes she got bored and decided to have fun making her occlumency shield absurd.
"Are you sure? What you see may shock you?" Sandstorm says with a smile that makes you know she's up to no good.
"Yes please so I may sort you."
"Ok I warned you..." Sandstorm mutter but the professors hear it.
Sandstorm let's hat in and shows it very selective stuff. However what's the point of this without some chaos. So Sandstorm shows the hat arturia pendragon.
"THE FUCK! KING ARTHUR WAS A WOMAN!!" The hat shouts out as Sandstorm starts laughing hysterically at all the shocked faces.
The professors didn't have time to cast a silencing charm on the hat.
'You done freaking out? You had your one out burst keep quiet about the rest.' Sandstorm tells the hat in her mind.
"Yes ma'am... " the hat says a little embarrassed.
Sandstorm suddenly shows the hat the whole Harry Potter and the Sorcerers stone story.
'So put me, Luna, and Shirone in Gryffindor please.'
"Gryffindor!!!" The hat shouts with a shaky voice.
'One last thing... don't look into Shirone's mind or soul if you want to remain sane.' Sandstorm warns before taking the hat off.
"Headmaster Dumbledore... I believed the hat just revealed one of my family's deepest secrets... what can you compensate me with?" Sandstorm asks the poor old man before skipping over to the Gryffindor table to a completely silent Great Hall.
After a bit of time.
"Shirone Pendragon Gilgamesh..." Mcgonagall says hoping for a non repeat incident with Yoru's sister.
Before the hat can even be put on Shirone's head
"Gryffindor!!!"
"Petra ral!"
The hat makes a weird face as it's put on her head. It looks over in Sandstorms direction.
'What ever is fine okay.'
"Hufflepuff!" The hat shouts.
"Luna Lovegood."
Once again before the hat is out on "Gryffindor!!"
It shouts.
"Lisa Black!" Mcgonagall shouts
Lisa walks up and puts on the hat.
"Can you please put down your shields ma'am..." the hat asks with a bit of ptsd from Sandstorm.
"Headmaster! Can I quit!?" The hat Shouts.
"I put Regulus Black in the wrong house! He was a Gryffindor in his last moments." The Hat shouts out after seeing what Lisa showed him.
Snape is taken back along with all the people that knew Regulus.
"Gryffindor!!!" The Hat shouts before continuing on to the not so scary students.