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Getting up from sitting on top of Jan.
"That was fun." Sandstorm says
She starts towards the stairwell to go down stairs.
Once she is at the bottom of the stairwell she opens the door to see the floor mostly full of corpses and ghouls.
"Wow they have dog tags right?" Sandstorm mutters making sure their bodies can identified before setting everything on the first floor ablaze.
She walks down a hallway full and I mean full of paintings.
"Why are some of them tilted?" Sandstorm says stopping in the middle of the hallway then presses on a wall. The wall pushes back out revealing a secret door.
"I would say this was a great secret door if it weren't for all the dead bodies around it... who guards a secret door that just gives away its position?" Sandstorm says before heading down the stairs.
She gets to Allucard rooms entrance.
"Shouldn't there be an oak door here... oh that vampire must be pissed." Sandstorm says
At the same time she can hear an arrogant man says "compared to you I am a demigod!"
"Really Demigod! Ahaha Hahahaha!! Wanna fight a Pseudo-god?" Sandstorm asks the man frantically dodging bullets in front of her.
'His stats must be decent like maybe 1000 or so and Allucard I haven't gotten him to release his seals so I don't know his full strength. I could probably beat him'
(Fate: you could he's maybe 1/4th your old strength unsealed before you updated me)
'Ah Fate your back'
(Fate: Yep I accidentally entered sleep mode right after the update. Awe I missed Jan he's so vulgar it's almost funny.)
"Welcome Fox girl! Everything upstairs done?" Allucard asks with a smile that seems almost crazy.
"Yep it was kinda disappointing for a trial by fire." Sandstorm says with a smile while her 9 tails wave behind her.
"Was that a joke about being a fox?" Allucard asks amused
"What did you expect I'm not a vampire, and that kind of humor seems dead to you." Sandstorm says
"So your both ignoring me huh?" Luke says
"Are you less of a disappointment than your brother? He died of auto erotic asphyxiation it was really awkward to see him choke himself to death." Sandstorm says
"Kukuku" Allucard chuckles at her blatant lie.
"Why am I having a hard time doubting that, even though I know it's not possible." Luke says Sighing to himself.
"Anyway Allucard your buying the carrier pidgins this time!" Sandstorm says happily.
"Huh? Was it actually the Nazis!" Allucard says in surprise.
"Yep!" Sandstorm says with a smile.
"No we ar-" Luke begins but is knocked into the wall by Allucard.
"Those bullets sure are scary." Sandstorm says
Right after Sandstorm says that *bang*
Time slows down as Sandstorm sees the bullet flying towards her, so she catches it out of the air.
"Really?" Sandstorm says a little annoyed.
"Kukuku a fight with you may be fun!" Allucard says before going over to the disappointment of a vampire.
"Say are his glasses prescription? Does turning people to vampires not solve previous health issues?" Sandstorm asks noticing the glasses.
"Man Dok, this is a real disappointment."
"Who are you talking to?" Allucard asks
"Ah there should be a chip an this mans neck that allows them to watch through his eyes and hear through his ears. So everything we do they should see." Sandstorm says then immediately gets a chill.
She turns to look at Allucard and just sees his sadistic smile she hands him a potion that can make the false vampires regrow their limbs and teleports out.
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Up in the meeting room.
A vent opens on the roof and out pop a younger Walter and Seras.
"Walter when did you get so young!" Sir Integra asks shocked.
"That would be last night ma'am Sunaarashi did this for me so I can fight Allucard properly." Walter says with a massive grin while the round table is trying to wrap their heads around how big of a change that Fox girl was.
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In Brazil
"Who was that girl? Was it the vampire Allucard sired?" The major asks
"Maybe but Luke about to meet Allucard"
'I can smell him is he perhaps hiding?'
"Ah poor Luke doesn't realizes who he's about to fight." Says Dok
They see the man on the tv blow in a few centuries old oak door. The door then flys off and hits a massive tv old.
'That was a 100 inch rear-projection tv.' Allucard's figure says not amused.
'*sigh* SO, how can I help you?' Allucard continues
"That's him its our favorite enemy!" The major says in excitement.
'You must be the great Allucard.' Luke voice is heard through the tv.
'I have heard quite a lot about you.' Luke continues
Violin music starts playing out of nowhere.
'The night walker, who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond human a monster who's power radiates a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness it self.' Luke says about to continue before he is interrupted.
"He really was an idiot wasn't he?" The Major says
'Oh you dirty b*tch work the shaft' Allucard says interrupting him.
'Excuse you?' Luke asks a little confused
'Oh sorry I like to dirty talk people who are literally sucking my dick' Allucard says
"Ooh, that was a good burn." Schrödinger says laughing a bit more.
'My name is Luke Valentine'
'And I am Carmon Santiago guess where I am ' Allucard
'I am trying to have a serious conversation with you here.'
'I would say so am I but I'm really not... I couldn't really care about a blonde little shit that strolled in to my room destroyed my 100 inch Rear-Display tv. And is trying to impress me like I am his alcoholic father.'
Suddenly on the screen there is a massive pistol held up to Luke's head.
'Be a good sport and grab daddy another beer from the fridge would you?' Allucard says before shooting.
Luke dodges then starts his taunting rant.
'You can't touch me! I am hand crafted to kill you! My speed, my stamina, my power all rival... nay, dwarf yours! in comparison to you I am a Demigod!'
Luke says barely dodging some bullets.
'Really Demigod! Ahaha Hahahaha!! Wanna fight a Sudo-god?' The same girlish voice they heard on Jan's screen they just heard on Luke's.
"Interesting a Pseudo-god?" The Major mutters with a smile wondering how many people will be caught in their crossfire then looking happily at the screen.
"Turn around and look at the girl! I must see the girl!" The Major shouts in excitement
'Welcome Fox girl! Everything upstairs done?'
'Yep it was kinda disappointing for a trial by fire.'
"Fox and fire... a fox spirit? Japan mentioned something about those during the war Major." Dok says
"Guess it's not the vampire Allucard sired." The Major says wondering what the uncertain factor is.
Luke turns around to see Sandstorm says with her ears on her head and her 9 tails swaying behind her. Sadly all he really sees is a silhouette of hers because the light behind her is blocking her other features.
"What a beautiful enemy to have!" The Major says looking at the screen.
"She seems to know us and know our plan yet is letting it happen anyway, she must be just like us! I must know more! Look up who ever that Ford was Schrödinger met!" The Major begins muttering then gets louder as he continues.
"She seems short and puny!" Zorin says still a little pissed off.
'Was that a joke about being a fox?' Allucard
' What did you expect I'm not a vampire, and that kind of humor seems dead to you.' Sandstorm
'So your both ignoring me huh?'Luke
'Are you less of a disappointment than your brother? He died of auto erotic asphyxiation it was really awkward to see him choke himself to death.' Sandstorm says
"Even though we saw what happened... why is it that what she said seems more believable than what actually happened." Rip Van winkle says
'Kukuku' Allucard
'Why am I having a hard time doubting that, even though I know it's not possible.' Luke
'Anyway Allucard your buying the carrier pidgins this time!' They hear the girls voice say happily.
'Huh? Was it actually the Nazis!' Allucard
'Yep!' Sandstorm
'No we ar-'Luke Suddenly The camera is flying backwards leaving a trail of blood.
'Those bullets sure are scary.' Sandstorm
*bang*
They then see the silhouette of the fox girl catch the massive bullet out of the air.
'Really?' They hear her ask a little annoyed.
'Kukuku a fight with you may be fun!' Allucard says before appearing in front of Luke all blurry Luke lost his glasses.
"What happened to the Screen!" The Major shouts out.
"I'm sorry sir Luke lost his glasses."
Before Doc can continue.
'Are these prescription glasses? Does turning people to vampires not solve previous health issues?'
'Man Dok, this is a real disappointment.'
Dok clenches his hands even harder and blood is dripping on to the floor.
'Who are you talking to?' Allucard
'Ah there should be a chip an this mans neck that allows them to watch through his eyes and hear through his ears. So everything we do they should see'
Suddenly some how the screen can see Allucards smile fully and not blurred.
They then set the fox girl give a bottle to Allucard and disappear.
"She can teleport!" The Major shouts in surprise.
What them follows on the screen is Luke being Tortured for a few hours straight till Allucard ran out of what ever was in that bottle before a massive dog appears and eats Luke.
"That is who we need to fight!" Rip Van Winkle seems a little scared after watching that torture session.