Zeng Ke naturally is not a neuropathy, nor is the brain structure different from ordinary people. The reason why he often behaves differently from ordinary people is because ...
There is a secret deep in Zeng Ke's heart that has never been told to others, that is, he has a system. One day three years ago, he was thinking about life in the toilet squatting position, and then ... then he didn't know how Yes, there is an extra system in my head.
Of course, he has also been tangled, whether his shit posture is too trendy, or the smell of excrement is too smelly, so that he has won the nostalgia from thousands of people in the world ...
Of course, this is not the point.
The point is that after spending the initial ecstasy, Zeng Ke fell into endless distress.
This thing called "the strongest star-making system in football", if you just look at the name, it is really exciting, but in fact, it is not the same at all.
Zeng Ke prefers to call it "the pit father system" for a simple reason. He does n't know the origin of the system, he does n't know what function it is, even how to use it ... MD, he knows this. , The system prompts him to complete the opening task, you must complete the opening task.
The opening mission that Zeng Ke got was to score ten goals!
Hum, ten goals. It doesn't sound difficult, but the problem is that the task is subject to conditions. The goal must be achieved in the official game before it can be counted in the progress of the task.
This is about Zeng Ke's old life. Originally, he planned to stand in front of the goal during training, and scored ten goals, which was perfunctory, but this condition made him blind—he The goalkeeper in the team!
Your sister, you let a goalkeeper score ten goals in a formal game. Even for their football school, the official games are almost all friendly matches with their peers, warm-up games and the like, but they are still Difficulty than shoulder to shoulder-the goalkeeper position has its own special characteristics, the activity area is a bit larger, on his own acre three points, want to score goals, isn't it because he deliberately responds to others?
For this reason, Zeng Ke almost did not worry about grabbing the hair on his forehead. A system that sounds like a name is in front of his eyes. It seems to be within reach. It is foreseeable that after successfully opening the system, , Fame, banknotes, beauties, luxury car mansions are beckoning in front, but they just can't take that step!
Who makes himself special ... the goalkeeper!
Zeng Ke has never been so disgusted with his position on the court, and feels ashamed and guilty of his original idea of being a successful gatekeeper in order to be lazy and less mobile ... but no matter how self-review is carried out, life still has to be However, the task is still to be done.
In the initial period of time, Zeng Ke also came up with many outside moves to unlock the system. For example, he pretended not to pay attention to passing errors during the game, and kicked the football into his own goal. For example, actively In the team 's corner kick and free kick attack ... the latter brought complaints from teammates and the roar of the coaches, the former ... Nima, the system is a pit ratio. From Zeng Ke's perspective, the goal of the goal is also scored. Ball, but the system will not be recognized, it will not be counted in the task progress.
For almost half a year, Zeng Ke was racking his brains on how to score, and working hard, but after it turned out that it was only a few years later, Zeng Ke was really right. He squatted in the dormitory whenever he had free time. In the toilet, a tear and a snot spit into the brain system.
It is estimated that this persevering sincerity touched God, alas, or this rogue act made the system impatient. In the end, the system "humanized" gave way, and it is estimated that the host The IQ and potential of the game are far from complete for the start of the task, and the difficulty of the active task is reduced-the team's training match, and the goal of the competition is also included in the task completion progress.
Zeng Ke's "concession" to the system was simply a surprise. He didn't think of it. It turned out that there was such a saucy operation. This Nima ghost system even comes with emotional induction. You must "conceive" it before you know The Nima ghost just worked hard, and I cried him dozens of times, maybe there is no need to do the task!
The spirited Zeng Ke was crying in the toilet early for a few days and crying late. The teammates in the same room thought that he had something dirty, and almost didn't report it to the coach. They sought a few Maoshan Taoist priests to drive out evil.
However, apparently this time the system didn't plan to talk to Zeng Ke, this brazen guy. After reducing the difficulty, he never said a word again. Zeng Ke, who was almost sent to the psychiatric hospital, was crying and his eyes were swollen. Seeing that it doesn't work, it can only stop.
After thinking about it, it can be considered a great gain to reduce the difficulty of starting the task. Although it is still difficult to score ten goals as a goalkeeper, at least it doesn't look like there is no hope at all-in the following time, Zeng Ke became the team's leader The first free kick is the free kick. It 's not just that. He kicks the free kick. He also kicks the penalty kick. Every corner kick, he also charges in the forefront ... If it is not for him to wear a goalkeeper costume, he still wears it. Two gloves, it is estimated that everyone will think he is a striker, not a goalkeeper!
"Not easy! Not easy!"
"Three years! Three years! I finally scored ten goals!"
"Since then, my world is my master! Banknotes, beauties, mansions ... all are mine! My great brother ... is here!"
In this team competition, Zeng Ke once again participated in the team's corner kick attack, and was extremely lucky to pick an empty goal and score the ball.
At this point, where could he still hold back, thinking for three years of pain and sweat not in vain, from now on a shining Kangzhuang Avenue is in front of his eyes, humming in his mouth "He said what pain in the storm!" , Almost like a crazy go straight ... toilet!
...
In the public toilet of the training ground, he carefully checked it again, and after confirming that there was no one in it, he found a squatting position casually, and didn't even understand his pants.
"Come out, Asibah!"
Shouted once with pious and fiery face.
Two seconds later, Zeng Ke looked blank. Nothing happened in my mind.
Is it the wrong way I opened it?
Zeng Ke folded his hands and shouted again, "Come out, Dragon Fighter!"
Still unresponsive.
Zeng Ke believes in evil, this time made a prayer gesture, and also crossed his chest with his hands: "Come out, Ultraman!"
Still no response.
"Fuck! I don't believe it! Come out, for the glory of Demasia!"
"Yeah, I'm so mad! Come out, come out for me ... Transformers!"
"Come out, King Kong Gourd Baby ... Come out, Tinker Bell ... Come out, Sesame opens the door ..."
The ghost raged for a while, Zeng Ke was almost tired and panting, but there was still no reaction in his mind.
"Let me think about it! Let me think about it!"
Zeng Ke racked his brains, suddenly his eyes lighted up, sounded the scene when the system first appeared, quickly got up, took off his pants, exposed the white flower PP, squatted down again.
"Come out, system!"
This time, there was a sound in my mind.
"Ding ~"
"Football superstar system, starting ..."
Zeng Ke's face was overjoyed, and sure enough, Lao Tzu was so wise, it turned out to be the wrong way! But ... Is it necessary to go to the toilet every time to summon the system and take off the pants to expose PP? Isn't it special ... too indecent?
Forget it, no matter, as long as you can open the system, everything else is sidelines, don't worry! do not worry about it! Think about the future of a better life, think about the peak of life that is about to embark, what is the difficulty? Zheng Zhihua said not all, he said what is the pain in the storm ...
Thinking about it this way, Zeng Ke, who was waiting for the system to start up, felt a bit boring. asked, "System, I just called you old for a long time. Why didn't you react at all? Do you have to take off your pants every time to call you?"
Originally, it was just a casual sentence, and I didn't expect that the pit father system would have an answer, but I didn't expect that the system gave a response immediately.
And this reply, almost did not let Zeng Ke plant in the pit.
"The host only needs to meditate on the system in his heart, and the system will appear ... as for why there was no response just now, it is very simple, the system is the system, not Asibah, not Huluwa ...
Zeng Ke burst into tears.
After doing this for a long time, before you dare to love yourself, you have always been a self-conscious clown? It turns out that the AI of this system is so high? It seems that this special system has not opened the mysterious mask for three years, it really is really foolish!
When Zeng Ke was systematically stung that the whole person was bad, there was a "ding ~" in his mind.
"System startup is complete! The strongest star system in football is officially launched!"
"Please ask the host for specific effects!"
"Given that the host has successfully completed the opening mission after many difficulties, the mission reward is being issued ..."
"Ding ... The reward has arrived, please ask the host to check it and use it as soon as possible. If it is not used for more than 24 hours, it will be regarded as the host giving up the task reward ..."
The sound of the blinking system in his mind was once bright, but Zeng Ke had a bright look. He had played online games and knew that this was the so-called "newbie gift package". This would be his initial capital to "conquer the star sea"!
"Where! Where!"
"What is the reward? Where is it? Let me see ... Let me see ..."
Zeng Ke shouted with excitement and searched carefully in his mind.