I've never called myself the smartest in the room and aside from now I've never called myself the dumbest. Just let me say this in the least narcissistic way possible but I've never said I'm the smartest in the room not because it wasn't true but because I claim the title of second smartest so that I can see who claims the smartest, laugh at them and tell them how their completely wrong.
Rambling!
Sorry my therapist says that I do it a lot, but I mean living in a world where you've thought everyone was playing a sick joke on you for the last year may make it worse i'm not sure cause i've had no one to bounce it off of, but I know the reason why you're here.
You're hear to ask the age old question: Are we all ghosts? well it's a very simple question that can be answered with more questions: have you been talking and no one answering? Can you walk around naked with no one saying anything? Have you been being chased by demons who want to eat your soul and humans who want to trap you in a f*cking thermos?
If not the NO!
Sorry everyone just wants the to claim the struggle but no one wants to struggle. ad side bar it is not a "ghost catching device" or a ghost thingy ma whatsit" it is a thermos. A F*CKING THERMOS! For the love of god, who isn't real by the way. That was nice to learn after death there is just a second life alone... and lonely.
Rambling!
Back to the thermos rant this isn't D*nny Ph*ntom -which deserves another season by the way- This is the real world you are human. I am soup.
I mean a ghost! D*mm*t now I'm forgetting who I am "remember who you are s*mb*" which isn't me by the way.
My name is Chase, Chase Tail yes I know my parents are real comedians but they actually were comedians and were pretty big name till they died in THE INCEDENT. Yeah I said it, and now you're going to be wondering what happened when really it was just that they passed away in their sleep
D*mm"t
I really can't keep my own secrets. Oh yeah 16 by the way just so you know if there's any eligible bachelorettes out there... in this world that I'm in with no other coherent people.
And yes I did say "coherent because there are the demons that want to eat my soul here and they have to be incoherent for in a world where you can continuously run in a straight line and they haven't caught me for the last year, and you wanna know how I know they want my soul cause they did "it"... you know the thing... say it with me "SUPER VILLAIN MONOLOGUE".
Also feel free to correct our grammar cause the man behind the curtain says he always scored worse on the grammar part of the psat. My editor also told me we don't have an editor so that's a plus, and last but not least after the prologue it won't be first person except for when I side bar to explain exposition because the man behind the curtain says that I like to "fudge the truth" a little so I don't get to talk.
WHICH IS A FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHT BY THE WAY!
And if you couldn't tell by my blatant disregard for the law this takes place in America. Particularly Carson, California something about this place being the only place Mr.Curtain -which is what I'm calling the man behind the curtain because from now in because that name "is too d*mn long"- knows well enough and is obscure enough that he probably won't offend people.
Now on to the genre problem as you can tell from my personality this won't be a traditional horror book that you read for fear though there will be a few scary things that will appear... like the phantom pains all the men out there would feel if mr. Curtain implements the punishment I would get if I reveal to much of the plot
Boy I'll tell you MC abuse is a real thing the Mr. curtain didn't even give me a cultivation system and said that he makes no promises to give me a proper ending but I trust him.
Also like I said not a traditional horror novel more of a comedy. Hopefully a romance? Mr. Curtain said to shut up. Well I will say the first semi attractive girl I see I'm smashing or the first "semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action... in a fez" that I see for that matter.
Hopefully you could tell that I was joking about the second part but not gonna lie some of y'all people out there is really slow. and I know that wasn't proper grammar save that for chapter one.
Mr. Curtain also says that he's too lazy to be properly saying whose saying what so he's just gonna caption it when it's not obvious.
He also said for the umpteenth time that this novel is not going 18+ so you don't get to hear all the juicy details of my future first time but don't worry I'll save it for my side story but I guess it is hard to write about something you haven't experienced yourself Mr. Curtain now isn't it? If you couldn't tell he just threatened me with the phantom pain causer again you'd think as a man he'd feel a little more remorse but I guess not.
Oh my editor -Mr.Curtain says we can't curse anymore cause he can't afford for this novel to go 18+ he also said he'll do his best to write but he still has school, is trying to get a part time job and has track and field practice so give him a slight break but not really cause he doesn't deserve it.
we're also reaching the word limit for today so I'll see you in the next life... nope didn't even feel right coming out so I'll see you in the next chapter... well you'll see me you know what I mean.