((This is a bad idea))
Markus telepathically stated the obvious as if to sarcastically reinforce just how stupid my idea and the situation we're in, he's been doing that for a while now.
(Shush! You're gonna ruin the PLAN!)
I was beginning to get annoyed at his negative spirit so I told him to zip it.
((Kinda hard to ruin something if it's already sh*t from the start...))
Markus added his trademark snark to our conversation.
(Quiet you!)
I screamed internally as I walked near a dark alleyway with Markus watching me from somewhere not far behind.
"Hmm…"
"Is there something wrong with that kid?"
It seems that although I was only screaming internally my body had expressed my inner feeling outward which looked even more strange to onlookers without any shouting.
"*ahem*"
I fake coughed to try and compose myself.
(Just trust me on this okay? It's gonna work)
I assured Markus.