'I wish my life were as exciting,' she thought with a roll of her eyes.
"I can't think of a single reason why I would call you if I were a secret agent. I am not even acting like a minor. So, I can't be an agent who is out hunting for predators who solicit minors."
"Remember the amount of times we have spoken about the FBI and my love for loli? I can't trust you, it seems!" He was laughing because he knew she wasn't an agent, but it was so much fun to tease her!
"Oh, wouldn't you like it if I handcuffed you. I think you would." He coughed. It wasn't that he hadn't thought about it before… it was just that he felt caught in the moment.
"Now, that is an image I pledge by. I would definitely like to be handcuffed by you, but promise me I am not going to a real jail," he responded gently, his eyes filled with affection that she couldn't see. 'I definitely want to be cuffed and spread eagled by you.' He groaned. 'I need some lotion, now.'
