Meet Jessica.
Jessica's ancestors are domesticated wolves, making her a dog. To be more specific as there is another dog in this story… wait what story this a- ok. But I expect an explanation this time. Oh, another take? Ok. Take 2. Meet Jessica. Jessica's ancestors are domesticated wolves, making her a dog. To be more specific as there is another dog in this story, Jessica is a Golden Retriever.
One morning in a faraway- what is this? A fairytale? Ok I get it. Ahem. Take 3. One morning in a faraway land Jessica's owners decided to take her on a walk. On this walk Jessica was in her territory, wait that's a- you know what nevermind. Take 4. On this walk Jessica was in her territory, when she noticed a trespassing squirrel. She started to furiously bark at it, chasing it up a tree. Once it was out of reach Jessica, Jessica marked her territory, giving Jeff the squirrel enough time to eat and drop the fruit. Curious, Jessica sniffs it and finds it edible so she takes the smallest bite. The owner turns around at the loss of weight in the leash to find Jessica gone. Now explain to me where these poor creatures keep going. What do you mean you can't? It's too early? That's it I quit! *door slams and then opens* Wait I skipped a part. Ahem. Take 5 The reason the owner had to turn around was because the owner was talking to another dog owner except the other dog was a chihuahua. Why did I have to do that to get paid? Transitions? Transitions have been thrown out the oh wait a second. Is the next chapter going to be about the chihuahua? Wait are we still recording? Turn it off you id-