Farty saw... he stared... he gulped...
and he gulped some more... because he just saw a huge...
..... he wiped his face because it was one huge...
I repeat!... a huge... hairy...
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SPIDER!
It was one huge hairy spider! A spider whose name is Lucas!
This is Lucas 🕷
And one thing about Farty McSniffer is that he's afraid of SPIDERS!
The almighty Farty McSniffer shrieked and he hit his head! BANG!
Farty fainted... not because of the head injury but because he saw blood... and not the blood from his head but from his nose..
Yes. Farty had a nose bleed. Because just before he hit his head, he saw a glimpse of Careless Whisper's...
foot... Farty had a thing for feet...
and Careless had the most beautiful foot there was.
She was actually a foot model once upon a time but that's a different story.
Sometime later, Farty woke up in the hospital... he opened his eyes... and a tear rolled down his face because on the left side of his bed,
was an empty chair.