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Chapter 2 - Definitely Not My Body

Xiao Wu looked at the bloody mess on the ground and wondered how exactly she did that. All she did was slap the large creature in hopes of scaring it away. Never would she have thought that she would make the large creature explode. 

*Rumble*

Xiao Wu felt her stomach rumble as she looked at the chunks of meat on the ground. She walked over and saw a large thigh that was two times the size of her that was mostly still intact and picked it up and rested it on her shoulder.  Her current strength did not even seem to faze Xiao Wu as she got lost in thought. "Since I caused this, I might as well not waste it. I just hope it tastes good… I also need to clean this blood off me… So sticky! But which way is which?" 

Xiao Wu was a little lost. She looked all around her but had no idea where she was. All she knew at this time was that she had white jaded skin that was now splashed with blood and a tattered purple robe that seemed to have been through a shredder and long black hair. The robe itself looked like something you would see in a wuxia novel. Xiao Wu had read many of those novels so she had an idea of what they looked like. But as for her current position or where she was on the planet, she had no idea.

 "Wait… didn't that large creature talk!?" It was only now that it clicked in her head that the large creature had actually talked to her. "I do not think there are any creatures on earth that could talk like that, not to mention I have never seen such a creature before. Unless this is some kind of secret government experiment… If that is the case that would explain my tattered rags.  The only other option would be that I somehow transmigrated like in those novels…" 

Pausing for a moment Xiao Wu let out a light laugh: "Hahahaha... There is no way right..." Xiao Wu reached inside her robe and stuck her finger into her pussy. "Ouch! Fuck! Okay, this is definitely not my body! I lost my virginity a long ass time ago! Tsss... Yeah, that hurt." 

Looking at her clean finger Xiao Wu let out a sigh of relief. "At least I didn't pop my own cherry. I will wait until I am in the heat of the moment to pop that so I do not feel it so much… But now I want to know what my face looks like. I hope I am so beautiful that I can cause the downfall of a nation!"

Xiao Wu chuckled to herself. Using that line really made her smile.  She had always wanted to use it once ever since she read it in a novel. But never had the chance to do so until now! "Since I do not know what direction is which I can only rely on the best method known to man!"  

Xiao Wu picked up a large stick, stabbed it into the ground lightly and let go! It teeter tottered back and forth before falling to the ground in which case Xiao Wu walked in the opposite direction. 

A few minutes later...

 "My father always said go in the direction opposite of what the stick points to. Otherwise, you will always run into trouble. But I would like to ask this of you now, father. What kind of fucking logic is that!? When I am now staring down the throat of a large ass creature with rancid smelling breath!" In front of Xiao Wu was another large creature. She had just wanted to find some water and make a small camp for the night. She did not expect that she would be face to face with another large ass creature! 

"Umm... Excuse me…. Mr or Miss large creature would you mind if I just passed by? I  need to find a place to wash this blood off." Xiao Wu asked nicely with a big smile on her face. Although her knees were shaking she figured it would be best to take the nice approach!

"Little human you really seem to not understand that walking into this king's domain is the same as offering yourself to my dinner ta..." The large Creature did not get to finish its words as it suddenly felt a painful sensation on the side of its face as it looked at Xiao Wu in horror. The damn human actually smacked it so hard that it felt all the spiritual qi in its body start to turn against its meridians and organs. Its body started to swell up like a balloon before reaching a certain point and then…

 *Boom* 

The whole large creature exploded in front of Xiao Wu's eyes. Xiao Wu's eyes went wide seeing this scene. It was just like out of a horror movie when a body explodes. "Are my slaps really that powerful?" Xiao Wu looked at her hand a bit scared. "I need to be careful in case I cause myself to explode..."  

"I should just keep going for now. I am hungry and thirsty. I need to find a water source." Xiao Wu continued on for almost five hours before she finally found a small pond.

She quickly found a decent sized spot and placed the large leg that was two times the size of her down on to the ground before running over to the water's edge. She scooped up some water and turned around so that the dirt and blood on her face would not drip into the water. She rubbed her face clean and gazed at her reflection in the water. "I already knew this wasn't my body but by looking at this face, I am at least eighteen years of age and this face… I truly am a beauty that can cause the downfall of a nation. Tsss…" 

At this time a sharp pain ran through Xiao Wu's head after looking at her reflection. Memories that did not belong to her flashed in her mind.