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Nice And DICED!!

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Chapter 1 - chapter 1:what the hell?

alive one minute and dead the next...truly a glorious day right?

"my name is barry smith,your tall 6;5 local sexy and amazing teenage butcher...i know right im amazing.I've always enjoyed the feeling of slicing and dicing meat,the sound of tearing flesh and cutting bone has always put a big alucard smile on my face and I've been told i pull off the wild bad boy look but i mean im just your normal guy.

nevermind im getting off Track but anyway so here i was right after another hellish day of school as i walked to my job at the meat market i saw a group of thugs beating up a nerd in the alley i felt so bad(not) so i did what every average joe would do.

i walked away..oi..hey..Oi!!come on don't judge me im not dumb enough to just go to a group of thugs,kick there ass,and right when you feel like you did something good get shot,stabbed,or whatever else could happen i mean really I've read too many fanfics and stories to be stupid now.

well i guess your dumb ass decided to fuck me backwards because right when i took a step to walk away i heard"H-hey you pls help!!"...like really go get your ass beaten by yourself don't involve me!!

but i guess they had a stick up there ass that day because they dragged me into the alley and got into my face"so look what we got here boy's"the leader of this orgy of sausages and testosterone said as his boy's grinned.

"*sigh*can i just give you my subway sandwich and call it a day"i groaned but he just got pissed and tried to punch me so i just weaved and head butted his nose and well one thing came to another and before i knew it i won and walked away but as soon as i walked out the alley i was stabbed by the kid i saved...BY ACCIDENT TOO!! he picked up one of the knifes of the thugs and tripped on fucking air i guess and killed me so there's my sto...Are you fucking laughing?"

i said to the omniscient being in front of me called god as he was fucking cackling up"Ha HA HA gosh im sorry its just I've never had a situation like yours and nor have i had a person act so uncaring and loose lip in front of me its honesty kind of funny"he said as he coughed and straightened up"well anyway you died before you where suppose to so im going to give you a deal ill reincarnate you into a world of magic,swords,and fantasy for the trouble you've had"

i smiled wide and was about to ask something but then he interrupted me"NO i will not give you 3 wishes but i will give you a chance of something good"as a giant spin the wheel machine appeared in front of me"now spin this 3 times lets see if your luck is good"

are you god damn kidding me?!

im suppose to get wishes not chances of a good wish"...fine"i sighed and spun the extremely light but skyscraper sized wheel 3 times before it landed on...

[MAX.LV/Knife Mastery]

[Barry THE Chopper's EQUIPMENT Lvl. unidentified]

(side note will adapt to the users body)

*grants a bloodthirsty aura*

*grants body physiology knowledge*

*grants intimidation skill*

*grants mental/soul attack immunity*

"Jesus christ"i mumbled in surprise as i thought Barry's equipment was going to be useless but now im surprised but excited.

[Lvl.godlike/user personalization card]

"seems you've got good luck despite how you died"god giggled as he took the card and a screen popped up in my vision as i decided to go a stranger route and make a 6ft tall lion demi-human with a gladiator like body,long deep Orange hair that flowed like a mane, and a a intimidating and mature face.

"not too bad"i said smoothing out the small details as god simply rolled his eyes and said in a deep and bellowing voice"go forth and adventure,explore,fight,and make your stand in this new world..will you fight your way to the top or will you stay normal for it is your destiny,your story,your will alone!!"and it seemed like the universe trembled at his voice before he smiled gently and it suddenly became black.