Hello i'm muki rue my brother is being turned into a hat but first as you can't see because this is a novel well as i get back to talking he's going to be stabbed then die then be turned into ash by having all the moisture of corpse sweat out and then when that's done his ashes are going soaked into my grade school hat then my hat going to be be going in the drier oh shit wait just one second...…...ah that was more like 12 when you look at it i kind of forgot i was born in the 1940s hmm how dumb of me haha i forgot my own time period okay lets just get back to it shall we okay as you may not know my dad is a cobbler actually i guess you could say ex cobbler in his terms now sucks doesn't it well that's what you get for killing dozens of children you wanna know how he got caught well that's a story for another day…...tehe i'm just fucking with you what happened was and this is funny he got caught while he was town to do his own grocery shopping he forgot that there was a little kids arm in his bag and then there he instantly got caught dumb right well that's my dad i guess we're all idiots in some way or the other as my dad once said the man who makes mistake has drive but the man who.. Aw shit cant even remember my own dads quote skip 5 years later i'm already poor can't even afford a fucking sandwich although i'm still cute as fuck so i get by.
Narrator done
(huh what's that sound...ah whatever it's probably nothing) he said nonchalantly while eating his food as he kept eating eating he heard that noise again but it got louder and louder until he put away his food in his clothe so it wouldn't get dirty then he slowly moved outside to see what was happening he heard a curious sound from the sky he saw something in the shape of a bomb heading toward his face.
Chapter 1: codename little boy
Muki: shit my head hurts
As he said that he slowly opened his eyes and saw a empty dark space
Muki: What the hell is that my hand
He said with a with a agitated voice then he tried to fastly get his hand but his body was feeling frail and still a bit dazed and while walking he grew closer to the hand and as he reached out
Muki: its stuck what the hell is happening
He screamed Mist : your in hell and that's a pretty common misconception so don't worry about it plus everyone thinks we're in actual hell but were not were in hell's briefing room and don't oh and do not worry your
Muki: just shut up tell me whats happening
He said in a angry tone
mist : someone's sensitive
He said in a easy going tone while picking his nose
muki: Hey don't flick that at me
Mist:fine. Here's your document you wrote. well technically you're hand wrote it if i'm being precise about it
He said while handing it to him happily. Then he read it.
Muki: ...
mist: I know it's pretty short well you were a kid when you died
Muki: …..
Mist: why are you so speechless it's just a synopsis of your life leading up until now
Nonchalantly Saying it like it was just a regular thing that happens
Mist: Oh and here's your hand
The hand fastly goes back to to his wrist. Then he said
muki:Thank you
Mist: (lip let go) puhaha sorry just couldn't hold it. I was just kidding about the hand it's a fake
Muki: what the hell
He said with a annoyed tone
Mist: but in all seriousness heres your actual hand and i'm not lying this time okay
Muki: okay
Mist you are going to be reincarnated in another world and in that world there will be a lot
Of people an and or strong ability so to combat that you will also need a ability and race
So i have devised a where your abilities will be randomly selected
Muki: why mist
Mist: well it's mostly and a lot because i'm a god and a god has to be unbiased and well as you have seen i'm not very good at being like that to a lot of things so let's get on with game shall we. okay now now push the button before you muki
Muki: okay
He says unsurely while pushing the button
Mist: okay now the 12 secs have begun .. 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ability
Sequencer
Muki: what's that
Mist: can't tell you
He said in a playful manner
Mist: but what i can tell you is that you can't tell anyone that you were reincarnated
Mist: bye
He says as the boy starts fading
Dig