Having been shoved so forcefully, the esteemed Water Master almost fell to the ground. jumbled and dumbfounded. It was a moment before he called out. "Qing Xuan. it's gege."
Shi Qingxuan roared. "I KNOW IT'S YOU!!"
Since he knew it was Shi Wudu and wasn't delusional, unable to recognize people, then why such a reaction?
Shi Wudu reached for him again. "Everything's alright now..." Shi Qingxuan slapped that hand away, "ALRIGHT MY ASS! How can anything be alright?! Don't say anything anymore! AAH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"
The moment those words left his lips, not only Shi Wudu, but the faces of the Ling Wen standing on the side and the Pei Ming who had just returned from giving out directives to his subordinates both changed colours.
"Qing Xuan, stop this. What you just said is no different than slapping your brother's face and pouring poison on his heart."
Usually when Shi Qingxuan heard Pei Ming speak he must quibble back a couple times, but now he only held his head wordlessly. ignoring him completely, only muttering like he was possessed, "I don't want to hear anything. You stop talking too. Let me calm down. Just go. JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!"
Finally, Shi Wudu couldn't stand it any longer.
"WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SPOUTING?!" He shouted.
Ling Wen chided too. "Lord Wind Master, if there's anything just tell us, so we know what we can do to solve it..."
Shi Qingxuan roared. enraged. "DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOOTH?! GET OUT OF HERE! CAN YOU ALL PLEASE JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! AAHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" He was yelling like he was unhinged, screaming and screaming and unhinged, screaming and screaming and then suddenly he spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Lord Wind Master!" Xie Lian exclaimed.
Shi Wudu immediately seized his wrist to check his pulse, but after feeling it, his face instantly became more terrifying than a ghost, as if he was going to throw up blood on the spot too.
"Lord Water Master, what's wrong with Lord Wind Master?" Xie Lian asked as he reached out ready to check too, but Shi Wudu slapped his hand away forcefully. glaring at him with fury like he couldn't allow Xie Lian to find out just what Shi Qingxuan's condition was. Soon after, he turned to his younger brother, "You're I'll. You're deranged from terror. I'm taking you back for treatment. You will be healed for sure."
Shi Qingxuan stared at him intently and slowly enunciated his words. "I am not ill. Whether if I'm ill you should know best! Don't take me for crazy. I'm very conscient. I've never been so conscient in my life!"
Shi Wudu grabbed hold of him and dragged him to the carriage, yelling. "You don't understand anything! Don't speak nonsense!"
Shi Qingxuan wailed. "MING-XIONG! MING-XIONG SAVE ME! YOUR HIGHNESS! SAVE ME!"
He reached out with both his arms, grabbing the other two one with each hand. and Xie Lian and Ming Yi both held on to the hands he extended. However, Shi Wudu yanked him away forcibly again. "Let's go. Everything's alright. Gege is here."
Shi Qingxuan was still screaming. and Pei Ming and Ling Wen went over to help Shi Wudu hold him down. Ming Yi shouted, "Your brother doesn't want to go back with you!"
Xie Lian exclaimed too, "That Reverend of Empty Words hasn't been dealt with yet. Lord Water Master what do you plan on..."
Shi Wudu cut him off sharply. "What Reverend of Empty Words? I have no idea what you're all talking about. He's I'll. His mind is addled. THAT'S ALL"
"But Lord Wind Master." Xie Lian tried again.
Shi Wudu broke him off, "This is my brother, do you think I would mistreat him? This is our own family affair, no need to trouble outsiders! Would the two lords please not spread word of this around either and just mind your own business!" Then, he raised his hand in front of Shi Qingxuan and brushed down. Once Shi Qingxuan lost consciousness from the sweep he was forced into the golden carriage.
Although his words were rude, but they stunned Xie Lian. He wasn't wrong. After all, Shi Wudu was the rightful blood brother to Shi Qingxuan, so how could he harm Shi Qingxuan? Besides, there were two other heavenly officials accompanying them, so having Shi Qingxuan go back with them was the safest option. How could outsiders continue to interfere when the family himself showed up?
That Wind Master fan laid broken in two on the ground without anyone caring. and Ling Wen picked it up, speaking to Xie Lian and Ming Yi, "Your highness. Lord Earth Master, please don't be offended. Lord Water Master is only mad from worry. This affair is personal and personal scandals shan't be publicized, so pray My Lords keep this to yourselves. He will for sure make amends when this is settled." After a few more courteous words, Ling Wen also boarded the carriage hastily. That golden carriage rose in the air rumbling then flew off. It was only after watching that stream of propitious clouds disappear gradually in the night sky before it finally hit Xie Lian that the Water Master really did take the Wind Master away just like that. As for them, after running around for so long. they were really left behind like this. just like that.
Ming Yi turned around and was about to leave when Xie Lian snapped out of it and exclaimed, "Lord Earth Master!"
Ming Yi paused in his step. turned his head and looked at him meaningfully before he said. "Relax. I won't say anything about Hua Cheng."
Xie Lian let out a breath of relief and said. "Thank you. Are you going to go check up on Lord Wind Master?"
Ming Yi nodded once and turned back around to continue on his way. Although Xie Lian was also very worried about the Wind Master, still all the medical heavenly officials in the Upper Court were going to be more of a help than he would be. Besides, Shi Wudu would for sure not want any outsiders to witness his brother's madness, so given that thought, it wasn't the right time to pay a visit right now. Actually, Hua Cheng's sudden departure was more of a concern, so after some consideration, Xie Lian decided to go find Hua Cheng first. Making up his mind. Xie Lian left the Terrace of Cascading Wine. and speedily began his overnight journey.
Unable to use the Distance Shortening array and without a golden carriage of burnished horses, Xie Lian could only depend on his pair of legs, sprinting through the mountain paths. As he ran, he thought. 'What kind of situation can San Lang possibly run into? His expression and tone of voice earlier made it seem like it's something serious. Hopefully I'll be able to give him a hand this time.'
It wasn't even over an incense time before suddenly. he noticed the roads ahead of him were thick with the essence of evil. Visibility heavily reduced, Xie Lian slowed his pace and thought, 'No way. What is it now?'
He stood on the side of the road to watch and observe quietly. A while later. in the thick of that essence fo evil ahead came a bizarre work song.
"YI YO XI. YI YO XI."
"YI YO XI, YI YO XI."
At the end of the road ahead, a giant black silhouette hazily appeared.
It was black and large with some shadow floating about, but Xie Lian couldn't tell just what it was. He had never seen anything with that shape, but it was for sure something quite big. Subconsciously, he took a step back from alarm, the Ruoye on his left arm ready to attack, and he rested his right hand on Fang Xin's hilt.
Soon after, that giant thing showed its true form from the mist. Xie Lian's eyes slightly widened. Turns out, it was a glamourous step litter.
That step litter was exceedingly extravagant, its golden canopy hung exquisite and featherlight satin veils, and should anyone be enthroned within, they would for sure be shrouded within the expanse of enchanting crimson drapes. allowing their obscure silhouette be displayed only through imagination. The porters carrying that step litter were four golden skeletons with abnormally large bone structures, and they hollered their work song "YI YO XI" "YI YO XI" as they made way. Next to every skeleton floated small languid swirls of ghost fires. twirling about, seeming to be used for illumination because whenever they came to a darker area the ghost fires would burn brighter.
The sight was too strange, bizarre and demonic, that Xie Lian couldn't help but stare, wondering if he ran into some ghost lady out to meet a lover on a date. He hurriedly backed further onto the side of the road to give way. Onexpectedly however. those four golden skeletons carrying the step litter stopped in front of him and each turned their skulls towards him.
One of the golden skeleton's jaw bones crackled and out came a sound from who knows where, speaking with a quivering voice, "Lord Chengzhu sent us to receive the Crown Prince of Xianle. Is My Lord Your Highness?"
"…"
Lord Chengzhu should be no other but Hua Cheng. Xie Lian removed his hand from the hilt of the sword and answered. "That's me."
Crackle crackle. The skeletons seemed to be rejoicing and lowered the step litter. "Please board. let's go!"
Were the four golden skeletons going to carry him to go see Hua Cheng? Xie Lian said reluctantly, "That's.. too much trouble."
"Nonsense. It's no trouble at all. this is our job."
"Your highness. please board! Lord Chengzhu is waiting for you."
Thus. Xie Lian carefully stepped onto the platform, lifted the veil and seated himself within. "Thanks for the trouble."
The golden skeletons were ecstatic, crackling and saying something incomprehensible, then they picked up the step litter and started bumping along the mountain paths.
That step litter had upon it a wicker chair sewn with brocade, exceedingly comfortable. and Xie Lian sat poised in the centre, feeling that it seemed a bit big for just one person. The step litter carried by those golden skeletons seemed to be bumpy and wobbly. but when he actually sat down, the ride was quite steady. It moved extremely fast, swifter than flying on a sword, and other than that bizarre work song those golden skeletons enjoyed chanting. it was practically silent. much more so than that rumbling golden carriage with burnished horses, and even more mysterious.
In the past, when Xie Lian was still the crown prince, he would also ride a step litter when he went out from time to time. He was much younger back then, and sat on the lap of either his father or mother, carried by palace attendants especially chosen who would cheer and clamor all around, impressive and imposing. After he got bigger he didn't enjoy it as much anymore. Nevertheless, this was the first time he was transported by those creatures. so still he couldn't help but be amazed.
After traveling for a while, he suddenly sensed a band of green ghost fires ahead. their wisping light shimmering through the veil. and quiet chatters came wafting in the air. "Who goes there? Shouldn't ya be leavin something behind, crossin' thru this burial ground?"
It seemed they ran into road blocking feral ghosts. Shadows eating shadows, ghosts devouring ghosts, yet they even dared provoke Hua Cheng? Those skeletons crackled and laughed. "What do you want us to leave behind?"
Xie Lian was just contemplating whether if he should show his face and deal with this when he heard those tiny voices shriek. "AIYOYOYOYO FORGIVE US! Our shitty eyes be blind an' didn't realize this was the step litter of our ol lord Hua Cheng! Git back to lthe burials, git back! My Lords please pass as ya will. My Lords are generous, please pass as ya will!"
Those golden skeletons said. "Too late too late, Lord Chengzhu has given clear instructions that the highness seated in this step litter shall not be offended. Now that tHis Highness has been delayed, why don't y'all tell us what shall be done!"
Wails and devilish cries howled all around. Xie Lian couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Um, forget it. Since we're in a rush. just let this go."
Those skeletons said. "Since His Highness says so, then we shall let them go. Y'all got off easy!"
Xie Lian added, "However, do keep in mind to never block the roads in the future and harm travelers."
The feral ghosts rejoiced. "Nonono, we swear that's never happened! Thank you My Lord!"
"Depart!" Those skeletons shouted.
As they passed through. Xie Lian faintly heard the babbling of female ghosts. chattering in wonder. "Hey, who do y'all think is the highness sitting in that litter? I've never heard Lord Hua's golden step litter carrying anyone else."
"If it was a lady then it'd be easy to guess. Yet it's a man. Very strange."
'What's so strange about it?' Xie Lian wondered.
In the next second, he heard those female ghosts say. "Yea. And here I was so sure that golden litter was definitely for the madam wife!"
After having run around for days. Xie Lian rode in the step litter and felt drowsy. He used his hand to support his cheek, dozing off. Another long while passed and he felt the step litter stop again. He mumbled semi-consciously, "What is it?"
He thought they ran into another band of road blocking feral ghosts, but just as the words left his lips he felt the step litter dip. and it was another who had gotten on. The man lifted the veil and called out lightly. "Gege?"
Xie Lian rubbed his eyes and squinted. looking towards the voice. "San Lang?"
The one who'd come was naturally Hua Cheng. When he saw Xie Lian's half- awakened state, bleary eyed and dazed, he was slightly taken aback. Xie Lian sat up feeling embarrassed and cleared his throat. "I accidentally fell asleep."
Soon after, Hua Cheng smiled and went over to sit too, "Gege is exhausted. I hope gege won't mind if I squeeze in."
Xie Lian nodded and tried to move more to the right, wanting to leave more room for Hua Cheng. but Hua Cheng extended his arm and caught his right shoulder, pulling him back, "No need. There's enough space."
Truthfully, there wasn't. This step litter was crafty: too big for one person, but too cramped for two, not a perfect fit unless it was like when Xie Lian was younger and one sat on the lap of the other.
"You left just in time earlier. Three heavenly officials from the Opper Court descended all at once."
Hua Cheng humphed. "Was it the Three Tumours? I already expected it."
Xie Lian laughed teasingly. "Was that the reason why you ran away?"
Hua Cheng replied jokingly too. "No, I went to hail for the carriage. So how is it. gege? Isn't my Infernal Ghost Carriage much more fun than the golden carriage of those heavenly officials in the Upper Court?"
"Yes, it's very fun!" Xie Lian laughed, but when he was reminded of Wind Master's awful state, he couldn't laugh anymore, and became solemn. "By the way. San Lang. what was it that you wanted to tell me earlier?"
Inadvertently, their eyes met. Hua Cheng still had Xie Lian's right shoulder in his grasp. never having let go, as if he was holding him in his embrace. Looking from the outside, only two overlapping silhouettes could be seen within the veils of that step litter. curled up together, inseparable. Within the red curtains, Hua Cheng smiled.
"Gege, want to get married?"
"..."
"..Huh?" Xie Lian was startled.
Such a gaze, such words, they were in such close quarters with nowhere to run. Instantly, colours exploded in Xie Lian's vision and his mind went completely blank. his entire person frozen, stiffer than a corpse. Seeing his reaction, Hua Cheng took his arm back and snickered, "It's a joke. Did I shock gege?"
"…"
It was a good moment before Xie Lian snapped out of it". You're too much. How can you joke about something like that?"
It wasn't just shock. He was so rattled his heart almost stopped. There was also a trace of hurt that he hadn't noticed himself. Hua Cheng laughed, "My bad."
He stretched out his long legs and crossed them, settling them up front, wiggling his boots and the silver chains clinked against each other, jingling crisply, truly the very image of mischief. If this was before, Xie Lian would think this young man playful and endearing, but now for some reason, that noise was disrupting his calm, and an unexplained frustration filled his mind. After feeling shaken for a bit, he couldn't help but say again mentally, 'How can you joke about something like that.'
However, when he thought about it, there wasn't anything wrong. It was precisely because it didn't mean anything that it could be used a joke.
Hua Cheng noticed his odd expression and immediately sat up straight. "Your highness. don't take it to heart. I was in the wrong just now. I won't joke about this ever again."
Seeing that he apologized so solemnly. Xie Lian felt bad instead and thought. 'Am I stupid? It was only a joke and nothing serious. Besides, San Lang only said "want to get married", but he didn't specify with who, so where did my mind wander off to? Get a hold of yourself! This instant! Right now!!!'
He smacked himself a few times mentally and steadied his spirit before smiling. "No no no, how are you in the wrong? Don't misunderstand, I was just thinking about Lord Wind Master so I looked a bit serious."
"Oh?" Hua Cheng said, "Since the Water Tyrant descended too, that affair should be taken cared of."
The two were exceedingly cooperative in changing the subject. Xie Lian started to think seriously, and shook his head softly. "San Lang. do you really think this is all over? Somehow I think this is only the beginning."
Shi Qingxuan had always admired and respected his older brother, but just as he escaped danger and saw his brother's face, he reacted like that. A horrifying thought entered his mind – could the one who deceived Shi Qingxuan in opening the doors be Shi Wudu?
Although Shi Wudu should've been in the company of Ling Wen and General Pei at the time, still it wouldn't be difficult for spiritually powerful heavenly officials to create clones and send them off on errands. He was just about to keep telling Hua Cheng some of his suspicions and assumptions when Hua Cheng said instead. "No. This affair is done and over with."
His tone was firm and Xie Lian couldn't help but be taken aback, "San Lang?"
Hua Cheng stared at him intently. "Gege. do you trust me?"
Xie Lian met his eyes and was equally firm. "I do."
Hua Cheng said slowly. "Then, believe me. Stay far away from Wind Master, Water Master, Earth Master, Ling Wen, and Pei Ming. The further away the better."