It was a Sunday morning in the eastern mountain of krautag the sun was rising like usual and the tritag beast were roaring like usual .... pant pant* "haha where the fuck do you think you are going, slow down bitch i promise i just want to talk"..."young master i think he's heading towards that place"said a dark skinned rat faced youth "what you can't be serious.....hmmmm i dont think that coward has the gut he....what gotdammit we need to silence him before he reaches that place" shudder shudder at this point the ten or so people in the group were finding it hard to even swallow saliva , it was uncanny that their "precious" young master would resort to such vicious methods.
Shhh!!! "What the fuck was that", whispered a shivering paled skinned youth in purple garments. Snicker...snicker a trio of two pig tails, kobold lineaged homely twins a their gay ape lineage best friend couldn't hold it in any more. This person usually likes to act tough and everyone knew it was just a front ,so him shivering was quite the comic relief exposing his cowardly self in that tense situation.
"Who's that?!!... huh, you think something is funny? huh tell me cause i wanna laugh too,bet you wont do that shit in front of me"
"SHUT THA FUCK UP"yelled the young master, " stop your shit and move on before we lose him to that place or all your bitch asses are toast you, know what mu y second uncle loves to do in that dungeon of his!!!!!. (GULP)
Every one started to get serious, this was an extremely dire situation.
Pant pant!!..."my injury is getting worse and my illness is acting up. Why me what have i done to deserve this I merely"...(BOOM..BOOM..BOOM)
"What is this we have here? Human!!!...*inspect....inspect, human what are you doing so far into my territory? are you simply lost? What are you planning? Do you come in offering sacrifices? Or are you the sacrifice? I must say i do prefer virgin girls or young innocent boys, you see the fear makes their meat a different kind of tender.
*(Shakes head left and right rigorously).."forgive me oh great one I didn't mean to trespass nor do i dare to" said the sickly youth.... " BULLSHIT!!!do you believe in the rumors that cyclops from the central plain are stupid? *Pwuff* nostril flare
"Nonononono i dare not".....(shakes head again)." "humph there seems to be others too, it seem you thought i was easy to fool.