Translator: Tsunami Sakura Infinatus
TLC: Black Assassin
Editors: Clueless Panda & Barrel
Poster: FondSweet
ใTherefore, you have died. I'm very sorry.ใ
ใI seeใ
The old man then bows deeply. The shining clouds in the background begin to spread. The clouds spread everywhere like a rug with no end. But, I appear to be sitting on top of a tatami mat. It's a simple 4.5 tatami room (Although there is no wall or ceiling) that floats above the clouds. There is a low dining table along with a tea cabinet and an old fashion television and black rotary-dial telephone.
And before my eyes is God. Or at least he says he is. For a God to say that I was killed by mistake, I don't feel like I died.
If I remember correctly, I was coming home from school. I was in on my way back home because it suddenly began to rain. The moment I tried to take a shortcut through a nearby park, I was attacked by a radiant light and thunderous roar.
ใI neglected to check for people earlier before I dropped lightning. I'm really sorry. There are reasonable amount of humans that die from lightning strikes, but this time it was completely unexpected in this case.ใ
ใDid I get hit directly by thunder and dieโฆI see. So this IS A CRUSADE!ใ[TL note: Did you get the reference? what is actually says >>I see, Then this place is heaven? <<]
ใNo, this is even further above heaven; this is the world where Gods resideโฆ That's right; this should be called the Realm of Gods. Humans are truly unable to come here. You were specially summoned by me! ermmโฆMoโฆMochizuki.ใ
ใTouya. I'm Mochizuki Touya.ใ
ใYes, yes, Mochizuki Touya-kun.ใ
God pours hot water into the teapot while saying that and pours tea into a teacup. Oh, a tea stalk is standing straight up.
ใHowever, aren't you a little too calm? You died, I thought you would be more confused and upset.ใ
ใBecause there is no sense of reality? It feels like I'm inside a dream. To say this and that had occurred, there is no helping it.ใ
ใTo view things philosophically, hmm.ใ
Still, I didn't think I would die at the age of 15. Suu (sipping noise)โฆI drink the tea. Delicious.
ใSo after this, what will happen to me now? Heaven or Hell, which one?ใ
ใNo, no, you died because of my mistake, so I can revive you immediatelyใ
God hesitantly says. What is it? I wonder if there is a problem.
ใThere is no way you can revive in your original world. Sorry, but there is such a rule. Truly I am sorry for this circumstance. So~ใ
ใHaiโฆใ
ใYou can be revived in another world. To start a so-called second life, that's it. I understand that you can't agree, butใ
ใThat's okay.ใ
ใ...That's okay?ใ
I interrupt him speaking by replying immediately and God looks at me with an absent-minded face.
ใI understand your position's circumstances and do not intent to force things. I am grateful to be revived. That's fineใ
ใโฆReally, for your personality to be like this. For that world to have such a great personโฆtruly regrettable.ใ
God looks dispirited. I was once called an old child, so I feel a little embarrassed. Although, I don't mind so much.
ใAt least let me atone for something. To a certain extent, I can grant you something.ใ
ใWell, even if you say soโฆใ
First is my revival in my original world, but that is impossible. Well, after I go to another world, it'll be nice to have something usefulโฆ
ใAfter this, the world I'm going to, what kind of place is it?ใ
ใCompared to your original world, it is not as developed. It's approximately about halfway through what your world calls the Medieval Ages. Well, not all are at the same level.ใ
Hmm, standard of living seems to have dropped considerably. I'm worried if I can manage in such a place. Will it be okay for me to jump into a world I have no knowledge in? Huh?
ใUmm, that one wish.ใ
ใOh, what is it what is it. I'll grant anything.ใ
ใThis, can you make it so that I can use it in the other world?ใ
I say as I pull it out from the pocket of my uniform. An all-purpose mobile phone that was like a small metal board. A so-called smart phone.
ใThis? Well, it is possibleโฆ. It will be limited. But it'll still be beneficialโฆ.ใ
ใFor example?ใ
ใYou mostly can't do direct interference. Telephone calls, emails, posting a message on a site, stuff like that. There is no problem if you just read. That is right, I'll make preparations so you can at least be able to call me.ใ
ใThat's enough.ใ
If I can take knowledge from my original world, this will become a powerful weapon. There's no mistake. It'll be useful no matter what it does.
ใYou can charge your battery with your magical power and such. You don't have to worry about your battery dying.ใ
ใMagic? There exists a power such as that in the other word? Then perhaps with magic?ใ
ใThere is. You know what, you can be able to use it immediatelyใ
I can be able to use magic. That sounds interesting. I'm going to enjoy going to another world.
ใNow then, it isn't long before you are revived.ใ
ใThank you very much for everything.ใ
ใNo, originally I'm the one to be blamed. Oh, one last thing, I'm sorry.ใ
When God gently raises his hands, a warm light wraps around me.
ใSince it's pointless to revive and die again, I'll give you a raise in basic and physical abilities and in addition, to various other things. Now with this, it'll very hard for you to die so that it never happens again. That is as long as a stupid god doesn't drop thunder on you. That is your limit.ใ
He says as he laughs at himself. I am tempted to laugh as well.
ใOnce I send you out, I won't be able to intervene because it's forbidden. One last present.ใ
ใThank you.ใ
ใIt is not possible to interfere, but I can give advice. Please contact me if you have any trouble.ใ
God points at my smart phone in my hand when he says that. I know I shouldn't be able to call God easily, so let's call only when I'm really troubled.
ใWell, see you later .ใ
God smiles and then I lose consciousness.ย