'Eh?'
'What is this?'
As I come to consciousness I realise that I'm not in my bed, or even my house in that matter, but in some sort of void.
'Maybe I'm in a coma or something. Ah, God damnit I was planning a movie night with friends!'
For a while I have a.. small temper tantrum whilst thinking of other things in my life I could lose. My friends, girlfriend, family, my dog! Oh no, I need to wake up! My dog is at stake here!
"U-Um, hello? Is this thing working?" Asks an old, disembodied voice.
'AH! the heck?!' Is this that kind of coma? And is that Gandalf?
"Helloo? Can you hear me, mortal?"
Okay yeah he really sounds like Gandalf.
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"Boi. Who the hell calls people 'mortal' these days? What is this, some kind of Chinese novel?"
"Oh, so you CAN hear me then! Okay, I have some news! Would you like the good news or the bad news first?"
Ohfuckheheardme
'Ah, he must be something of my imagination, then! I guess I should just go with the flow then, it's something to do, at least.'
"Both at the same time?" I ask Gandalf
"Both? That's new. I guess so then!
You have died! Bu-"
"EH?! Is this not a coma?! Wait, I shouldn't actually believe what you're saying, you're just my imagination!"
"Uh.. No? I'm God, and you're being reincarnated to any world you choose!
You even get three wishes!"
Did I just hear Gandalf right? Reincarnation? Oh f*ck, is this one of those fanfictions?! Damnit author, you better not f*ck me over!
"Um, okay then? Wait, how did I die?"
"Happiness, you were so deprived of physics contact with people in your life that when you got a girlfriend and, finally, had your first kiss, you were able to just barely hold in your feelings. On your way home you just.. dropped dead.
ANYWAY, what world do you want to be reborn in? And what are your wishes?"
'Ah, f*ck. That really does sound like me. Hey, at least I didn't slip on a banana peel!' I try to reason with myself to help my situation. In the end, I decide to just stop thinking about it.
'hmm. What world, and what wishes?"
"Okay, so can I be reborn in the world of dragon ball, with the timeline of super?
As for my wishes, can I have a status screen to see all of my information. Not a system, or anything like that, I just want to see my info."
"Yes, that's easy. I guess you don't want too much of an easy life, eh?"
"Thank you. For my second wish, can you mess with time a little and reincarnate my girlfriend into the same world and timeline as me with her memories but she still has her three wishes?"
"Ooh, a romantic then? It'll be a tiny bit difficult, but possible. Go on."
"I guess that's just how I am. Now, for my last wish, can I have talent stronger than Vegeta and Goku's combined? Oh but as a human. I want to stay as one, thank you."
"Yes, all three wishes are doable. Although that last wish is technically two wishes with that last bit added on, but I was going to do that anyway, so it's fine. Have a good new life and I hope you can overcome any difficulties you face!"
"See ya, Gandalf!"
As I finish my sentence, I feel my consciousness slip away, almost like I'm sinking into a pool of warm water.
I think about my life to come. And I, too, hope I can survive in the chaos that is the Dragonball series.