A man was selling pigs at a market and got caught in the rain after dark. He had twenty unsold pigs, so he sought shelter at a farmer's house.
The young woman said, "It's inconvenient with only one person at home."
Man: "I beg you, big sister, one pig as payment."
Woman: "Alright, but there's only one bed in the house."
Man: "I'll sleep in the bed too, two pigs as payment."
Woman: "Agreed."
In the middle of the night, the man proposed to sleep on top of the woman, but she refused.
Man: "Two pigs for it."
The woman consented, on the condition that he was not to move once on top.
After a while, the man couldn't resist the urge and begged to move just a bit, but the woman wouldn't allow it.
Man: "I'll give another two pigs if I can move just a little." The woman agreed.
After moving eight times, the man stopped and the woman asked why he wasn't moving anymore?
The man said there were no more pigs.
The woman whispered softly, "How about I give you the pigs..."
