I looked around the compound, but it was too dark for me to picture our way out..Toun and i had our phones on us, i wondered if i should call the police…
I decided to talk to him to while away time till Abayomi picks..
Me : What year are you?
Eli : Year 2000…
He started laughing again. Toun, who was beside me didnt share in the humour..
Me : what about your girlfriend?
Eli : Spirit man doesnt need a girlfriend….
So it is to rape girls that you need abi, idiot…
Me : oh,…You never had one?
Eli : E get one girl like that, Favor…chai…that girl worry…Na her toto be the sweetest wey i don ever taste…e be like honey…
The imbercile was smacking his lips…
Me : So where is she now?…
Eli : Ah…she don graduate since '05…married to a pastor…
Me : im sorry
Eli : hehehe…you dey form caring Tanatolo?..Favor dey always complain say my thing too big…say i no dey do foreplay…tell me…man wey don shayo dey remember foreplay?
Me : i get your point Eli…
Eli : Abi Jafar dey do foreplay before him hammer u?
Me : Jafar is not my boyfriend…
Eli : so u wan tell me say na only your boyfriend you dey straff?…fine girl like you…
I kept quiet..The discussion wasnt going as planned…
Me : whats up with you and Jafar?
Eli : Jafar?…that boy na bastard!..na me bam the idiot for this school..him come dey carry chest for me now…na the idiot commot my eye….emi!…oju olorun…infact as i dey remember the guy i dey vex…
Me : but you look nice like this o…bad boy nice…
Eli : you dey crase…maybe i go chuck your own commot too…
Me : if u initiated Jafar, why are you people not brothers…?
Eli : Oya shut up…E don do…I no knw why Orisa dey tey like this…
I called Abayomi's number, it was switched off…
Eli brought out a stick if cigarette and smoked….
Eli : who be your boyfriend for this school..
ofcourse i couldnt tell him i was dating Timi, but i kindha suspected that he knew…
Me : i just broke up with him…
Eli : oh.. mean say ur toto go don dey wither now.? i will bring it to life…
Me : Eli, i am ok…
Eli : Tana friend, i know say na Abayomi be your bobo…i go leave remain for am no worry….
He was getting impatient so he called Orisa again…He didnt pick up…
Eli : Oya make we go inside….
He turned to face Toun and I….we hesitated until he unleashed his pistol again…
Eli : Abi make i call those boys make dem join us?…i must warn you, most of their p---k na shakabula o..
I tried to make eye contact with Toun, but she was looking down dejected…i wanted to make a run for it…i doubted if we would escape but we had to try…