*prepare your eye bleach if you wish to continue*
Once upon a time, there was a very greedy man. He was born as the second son of the owner of a multi-billion dollar worth conglomerate. As the second son, he had access to a large amount of money but did not have the right to inherit his father's position.
On one day, he told himself "My elder brother can have the company, but I'll make sure that everything else will be mine!" From then on, he became well known amongst the upper classes of society as one who wouldn't allow anything in his possession to fall into the hands of others and as one who would take anything he took a fancy to. It didn't matter what it was, if he became interested in something then he would take it. Using the influence of his family's company as a threat he managed to take everything he set his eyes on without spending a single penny.
One night, after obtaining the world's smallest lollipop that was secretly treasured by the prime minister's daughter's neighbour's son's ex-wife's grandfather's aunt's cousin's daughter-in-law's godson's long-lost-father's dog's new owner's nephew, who happened to be the prime minister, the greedy man was walking in a gloomy alleyway next to Bulk Barn when all of a sudden he notices a person in a dark coat who was at least 250cm tall. Thinking that the coat would look a lot better on himself, the greedy man walked towards the cloaked figure.
An aged voice sounded out from within the coat "If you wish to obtain all that you desire take this golden lamp, within it lies a genie sealed by the blood mist that emanates from a true dragon's eye. Inhale the mist for at least five seconds to rid the lamp of the seal long enough for the genie to escape. Afterwards the genie shall be obliged to grant you one wish without any limits." The man was sceptical about these words, but was more importantly baffled as he stared at the hand coming out from between the buttons in the middle of the coat and at the sleeves dangling in the wind. He was originally uninterested in the lamp but quickly changed his mind after seeing the clear dents in it, indicating that it was likely to be real gold.
He quickly snatched the lamp out of the hand and pulled hard on the coat so as to unbutton and remove it from the figure, an action that has long since been mastered by his body, while saying "Hurry and get out of my sight you trash, it is your honour to gift this lamp and coat to I, your father, to add to my collection!" After he finished talking the coat had finally been removed to astonishingly reveal three old men, whose ages suggest they already had one foot in their graves, sitting on each other's shoulders, each donning a shocked look on their face which also reflected the look that the greedy man was also giving them. The faces of the three old men gradually calmed down and they slowly got onto the ground and quickly scampered off in a gait reminiscent of a monkey, all while the greedy man stared at them with eyes wide open and mouth agape.
After the greedy man calmed down, he went home. He curiously looked at the lamp in his hands, obviously worth much more than the dark coat that had been casually tossed onto a mountain of long-untouched clothing in the corner. It was an oil-lamp, like the one that you would see in Aladdin and was made of pure gold. The odd part about it was that the man was unable to remove the lid from the top and that a red mist was continuously coming out from the hole at the end. As a cautious man with a high status, he had long since trained his body to develop an immunity to most poisons so he decided to see if the story that the old men told were true. After hesitating for half a second, the man moved his mouth towards the hole emitting the red mist, strongly inhaling. Over the next five seconds he could feel a taste of iron, like that of blood, filling his mouth which was slowly becoming stronger. After the five seconds, he quickly removed his mouth and spat out all of the blood mist that he had just inhaled while observing the flash of blue light that shot out of the lamp.
A massive ball of blue gas started to congeal and form a humanoid shape, all limbs pointed towards the ground emitting a terrifying pressure enough to make even the strongest of wills break under fear. As the man felt a cold sweat run down his back and sensed his whole body shaking, the figure started to become smaller and smaller and slowly rotate 90 degrees with all limbs still hanging down. As the figure descended towards the ground, the man prepared himself to witness something paranormal. He knows that it won't look anything like the genies in the movies, let alone it being friendly, it has already abandoned any traces of a humanoid shape.
As the figure reached the ground a bright blue light shined and temporarily blinded the man. He gradually regained his vision and looked at the neon blue creature on the ground and froze. Standing there is the genie in the form of one of the fiercest creatures to have ever walked the Earth. The Chihuahua. They both stand there saying nothing while staring at each other. A look of astonishment on the man's face and a look of pride on the... genie's.
After standing there for half a day in silence, the tiny dog genie decided to speak first, "Bork." Speechless. That is the only word that could be used to describe the way that the greedy man was currently feeling. The man reluctantly opened his mouth after a while of deliberation, "So you are the genie that I had freed from the lamp and you are obligated to grant me any one wish correct? Even if I wish for the destruction of the earth or to grant me superpowers? That's incredible!" The greedy man had already come this far and witnessed something that went far beyond common sense. At this point he had no reason to not believe that this was happening. "Bork!" The dog replied. The man was astonished. He had just realized that he could understand what the dog, no, the genie had been saying to him.
If this little chihuahua genie could really grant him anything he desired he could achieve his dream of making everything his. He could own everything! The dream that he had and the resolution to accomplish it that he formed when he was 12 years old could finally be achieved. He could show his father that he was better than his older brother who was the only one who received care. At this point, when he is only a few words away from achieving his dream, the greedy man starts to think to himself. "Was my desire to make everything belong to me really what I wanted? Could it not have been something as simple as wanting the approval of my father? A simple 'Good job' was something he never said to me. He was always only saying that I should be more like my brother. Did I feel inferior? Was my desire to make everything mine... just an outlet for my feelings? .... Nah."
Without hesitating, the greedy man quickly told the genie, "I wish for the possession of all things that this world has to offer!" "Bork!" The genie replied before quickly opening it's dog eyes wide in fear.
The man instantly died of various diseases when the wish was granted and the genie went into maximum bork overdrive because it was only allowed 2 borks a day and accidentally borked a third time.
THE END