"Zzzzzz.. ZZZZZZzzzz."
'The hungry cries of despair? Wait... Ok. It's fine. I mean where could it be? Hehe. Oh yeah, I should do something. Said it. Yeah.... Okay..... O.. K...'
*Peep* (sound effect)
John shakes his body terrifyingly, like having an epilepsy seizure or something.
John is in his bed, resting from a long day of crying, he was very sad because of his breakup. Yesterday, his girlfriend Kaine, broke up with him. Why? I don't know. And neither did he.
Because of that he was extremely sad, every second he questioned why did she break up with me? Why did she break up with me? Who did she break up with me? While crying for hours.
He lived in a small apartment, alone. Sadly wasting his time on the computer, and sorts.
His life was a break. He had no one to help him, his family? Left him. His friends? Dead. His grandpa? You guessed it.
But today was no sad day for John, as his journey had only just beg- *cough*
"WHO'S THERE!?!" John screamed, he checked around him, no one was there, John.
'Fuck them, fuck all of them. I'm gonna do something I've never done before!' He stood up, his underwear wet of tears. He opened the door of his apartment, all around him were doors and stairs, he went up the stairs all the way on top of the building.
He went up next to the edge and jumped!
"Hehe weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*plumpt*(please somebody give me this sound effect)"
Everything went black. 'peace.'
But then. Everything went white.
His eyes opened, his body was different. Where am I? He asked, but he looked around and found his dead body exploded, on top of a car. People all around him screamed.
He also wanted to scream, and when he let out his voice.
"EWEEEREEAAAAEAAAA" A woman's voice? "I AM A MAN!" Everyone looked at him, disgusted. Who would say that after somebody fricking fell on top of a car?
He noticed his body was very different, he had boobs? But while he looked around his body, scanning it, he didn't notice multiple people looking at him.
After carefully scanning his woman body, he realized he was transferred into a different body!
He finally noticed people looking at him, he realized his dead body (He vomited a bit) and he realized. 'Me no want be in this situation please.'
*plumpt* he again went inside another body, this body male, far away from the accident. He was holding a woman's hands, far bigger than his. He was a child!
He quickly ran away from his mommy, and ran into a restoraunt, he went into the restoraunts bathroom and checked himself.
"I'm a God! Finally, they have answered my prayers." hahaaaa. He got naked in the bathroom and danced around, then *plumplt*ed into another body, this one being too a male.
He still in the restoraunt, looked around him. He tried to find the perfect woman to with consent kiss.
He found her, she's beautiful. He ran into her and started the French kiss, then before she could slap him plumped into another body.
Heheehehehhehehe he laughed to himself weirdly running from his mommy the second time this day.