Landon didn't know whether to laugh or cry after waking up with naughty babies crawling over your face.
It's miraculous to say that his 2 brats were almost 3 months old, yet they had already started crawling.
This alone should tell anyone how intelligent and strong they were.
Regular babies start crawling anytime between 6~12 months.
But his babies were 2.7 months old and were already crawling and gripping things so tight, you would think they were gymnasts.
They were freakishly strong, and had a grip force behind any normal baby's.
"Okay, you tiny acrobats, time to disembark from the patriarch's face!"
You think he liked having their diapers on his nostrils?
Say what you like, but Landon felt they did it on purpose. Just look at how they were squirming and giggling after succeeding in their diabolic plot?
Tch.
When their mother holds them, you don't see them farting, pooping, peeing, or burping.