"Bah! What do you know? How can you pick that corny flip phone design to this superior Slider design?"
Hmph! Naive… Do you know the feeling I get when I clap the flip phone closed? It just makes sense for it to close up like a sea clam, showing its no longer in use. What's the point of sliding it up and down? The screen is still exposed, so what evidence is there that you are truly done with the call?"
"Dammit! You all stop arguing for me! Obviously, none of your choices can compare to the 4th design. Can't you see how big it looks? It is obviously for important people. And look at the buttons… There are more buttons here for texting and typing… It obviously looks like a mini computer miraculously crafted to fit this tiny device."
