The corners of Gillard's lips raised, seeing how much he captured the audience.
Their expressions were all stern, but he didn't worry. For sure, they should be angry because of their stupidity, right?
"Everyone, it is a fact that not monitoring women will lead to disaster! Our council has tested and believes that if a blood-shedding woman were to be stripped naked and walked around the fields, insects would fall off crops. And she would also be able to scare away hail storms, whirlwind's and lightning!"
[Everyone rolling their eyes]: Really?
"Again, this blood being let out was very contagious and drinking it has been proven to cause Weltus (Leprosy) to their victims. So, that said... Over the years, we in the Rolnad Deifer council have been monitoring women diligently. And over this period since Baymard's involvement, something bizarre occurred."
Bizarre?
